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  • Town/Country : Gatineau, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 July 1998 (18 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 496
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Visits<b>Toonice45</b> - the 11/01/2016 at 3:04am<b>chewsef</b> - the 10/12/2016 at 10:42pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 09/30/2016 at 11:59pm<b>ItnHmn</b> - the 08/29/2016 at 2:26pm<b>roock87</b> - the 08/24/2016 at 2:00pm<b>madnessking</b> - the 08/07/2016 at 9:02pm<b>TheDarkLight</b> - the 07/11/2016 at 6:05pm<b>Whiplash169</b> - the 07/02/2016 at 10:24am<b>perfectsummer10</b> - the 07/02/2016 at 10:16am<b>I_Like_Boobs</b> - the 07/02/2016 at 8:56am<b>smeffjeff1989</b> - the 07/01/2016 at 6:35pm<b>racerx40</b> - the 06/12/2016 at 4:11pm<b>idkwyatt</b> - the 05/30/2016 at 5:32pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 05/15/2016 at 9:13am<b>Cacksonic</b> - the 05/09/2016 at 12:22am<b>moondoggie</b> - the 05/08/2016 at 10:33pm<b>frankmz</b> - the 05/05/2016 at 7:50am<b>fastman19</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 7:18am

Fucked!<b>Toonice45</b> - the 11/01/2016 at 8:05am<b>madnessking</b> - the 08/08/2016 at 3:02am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 07/02/2016 at 2:19pm<b>smeffjeff1989</b> - the 07/02/2016 at 12:34am<b>fastman19</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 1:18pm<b>AyeTee77</b> - the 05/01/2016 at 10:00pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/01/2016 at 7:32pm<b>Radgears47</b> - the 04/23/2016 at 8:37pm<b>mrcurtis</b> - the 04/23/2016 at 8:30pm<b>ironhead</b> - the 04/23/2016 at 4:11pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 04/23/2016 at 1:16pm<b>aelabed</b> - the 04/23/2016 at 12:23am<b>hussamhasi</b> - the 04/22/2016 at 10:48pm<b>snope</b> - the 04/22/2016 at 8:52pm<b>gary8082</b> - the 04/22/2016 at 8:24pm<b>man_in_black08</b> - the 04/22/2016 at 7:51pm<b>Jiratias</b> - the 04/22/2016 at 7:33pm<b>mrlucky22</b> - the 04/21/2016 at 4:50pm

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ninipooh2's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at a mini arcade and accidentally put a hundred dollar bill through the quarter machine. FML

by aianmoo16 / 05/01/2016 at 5:52pm / United States (Illinois) / Money

Today, while examining my busted nose in the mirror, I had a sneeze attack. Now it looks like someone got their throat slashed in my bathroom. FML

by jack the ripped / 04/30/2016 at 12:38am / United States / Health

Today, while being intimate with my future husband, I reached over to stroke his cheek. The light behind him cast a shadow over my chest, and it scared me so much, I screamed then I farted on him. FML

by Dramaqueenfornothing / 04/27/2016 at 6:32pm / South Africa (Western Cape) / Love

Today, I walked in on my best friend with his hand down my girlfriend's pants and her moaning for him to "keep going". She had the brass balls to claim she had a "tummy ache" and that he was just rubbing her stomach better. I may be a total dumbass, but I'm not THAT stupid. FML

by Anonymous / 10/23/2015 at 4:10pm / Canada (New Brunswick) / Intimacy

Today, I was sexting my boss. I realised that I wasn't texting my boyfriend after I'd sent 2 nudes, and received many sexually provocative responses. FML

by Peter Steele love / 10/17/2015 at 8:49pm / United Kingdom (North Somerset) / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend told me that he doesn't know why I think deepthroating is so uncomfortable. To prove his point, he grabbed my dildo and effortlessly slid it down his throat. FML

by Anonymous / 10/13/2015 at 3:35am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I was taking a long, relaxing, hot bath with my girlfriend after a long day. She had fallen asleep in my arms and everything was perfect - until I noticed the water around us had started turning yellow as she pissed herself in her sleep. FML

by itsbeenalongday / 09/27/2015 at 12:05pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex when halfway through, he leaned over to grab his cup of hot coffee off the nightstand. He then attempted to drink it and spilled most of it on me. He never stopped thrusting the whole time, and wanted to continue after. FML

by Anonymous / 09/21/2015 at 9:00am / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML

by Lady Vulva / 09/18/2015 at 10:56pm / Intimacy

Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. It got hot and intense and we were really into it, until she blurted out, "Oh baby, rub your penis against mine". FML

Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML

by anon / 07/31/2015 at 4:28pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, my neighbor's dog decided to knock over our trash cans, which were full of my bathroom trash. I had to pick up tampon and maxi pad wrappers from all over the neighborhood. FML

by A / 05/22/2015 at 11:25pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to the airport a full three hours before my flight departure time just to be on the safe side. I ended up having the best nap of my life and missing my flight. FML

by Rar / 05/09/2015 at 1:13pm / United States (Illinois) / Transportation

Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for public sex. FML

by RBergman / 04/25/2015 at 4:05pm / United States (Wyoming) / Love

Today, while spring cleaning, my cat came into the kitchen with a live mouse in her mouth. She looked me dead in the eyes and dropped the mouse, which then ran into my bedroom. It's been 4 hours and I still can't find it. Where's the cat? Chilling like nothing happened. FML

by craZycatLady / 04/20/2015 at 2:06pm / United States (Kansas) / Animals