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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5269
  • Number of comments : 80
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 30 posted

About nikkipettyfer : I'm a model at Wilhelmina modeling agency

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Visits<b>jacky75</b> - 17 hours ago<b>ckeekymontag</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 7:45pm<b>mountainmanmike</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 9:05am<b>Scryll</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 10:52pm<b>melissa9131</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 4:56pm<b>amcquaid</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 4:23pm<b>maxisjawesome</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 2:24pm<b>c_wyld</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 3:25am<b>xnighttrain21x</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 9:27pm<b>badmandilon</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 11:02am<b>firefighterbee</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 1:12am<b>Markovski</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 12:29am<b>Mauer_jon</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 2:55pm<b>scottyboy417</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 2:53pm<b>THECRAZEDTREX</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 12:56pm<b>benatron23</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 7:31am<b>Magnettik</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 11:50am<b>Ed1998</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 2:34pm

Fucked!<b>jacky75</b> - 11 hours ago<b>scott421</b> - yesterday at 5:02am<b>amcquaid</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 10:23pm<b>Mauer_jon</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 5:47pm<b>Mpineda57</b> - the 03/25/2015 at 8:16am<b>ebarton14</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 5:27am<b>rkdstp1995</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 3:11pm<b>Markovski</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 9:52am<b>DerBuchmacher</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 9:29am<b>maximus_prime</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 12:58pm<b>ninjakitty254</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 11:17am<b>martin8337</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 6:59am<b>Jake42100</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 6:08am<b>jmcgee17</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 5:33am<b>seenoevil818</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 10:28pm<b>mzcupcakez</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 9:27pm<b>NateC27</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 7:27pm<b>akkianjum</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 7:23pm

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nikkipettyfer's favorite FMLs

Today, I was so sleep-deprived, I thought a white car driving toward me was a polar bear. I screamed like a little girl and started panicking. I live in California. FML

#21396178
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20748) - you deserved it (5453)

On 04/19/2015 at 11:06am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, a friendly game of Cards Against Humanity somehow ended in a screaming match, my best friend's mother pulling out her tits, and me getting bit in the foot by a dog. FML

Today, I had to get stitches in my vagina due to an unfortunate mishap while climbing a fence. FML

#21389569
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31751) - you deserved it (4688)

On 04/07/2015 at 8:47pm - misc - by burnswhenipee - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML

#21388113
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30994) - you deserved it (3271)

On 04/05/2015 at 3:18pm - misc - by Itsbeen8years (woman) - Slovakia (Bratislava)

Today, my husband was involved in a horrible series of accidents; he repeatedly slipped and fell into my best friend's vagina. FML

#21382840
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43898) - you deserved it (2941)

On 03/28/2015 at 5:20am - intimacy - by soontobewidow (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, I managed to take an entire shower without realizing my socks were on. I washed my feet. FML

#21382179
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22343) - you deserved it (8726)

On 03/26/2015 at 11:28pm - misc - by comfort_ - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me for another girl, via a text message ending with "No hard feelings. Well xcept 4 my cock obvs. ;)" Fuck you, Rick. FML

#21365892
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34179) - you deserved it (2577)

On 03/01/2015 at 1:59pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Suffolk)

Today, my hiccups got so intense that I threw up in the middle of class. FML

#21364742
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30077) - you deserved it (2255)

On 02/27/2015 at 5:23pm - misc - by pregz (woman) - United States

Today, I realized my job working with food is getting to me. While having sex with my boyfriend, I fell asleep. He asked me what I was doing, and apparently I sleep-talked, saying "I'm chopping lettuce". FML

#21343098
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32935) - you deserved it (4376)

On 01/23/2015 at 8:29pm - intimacy - by xoragebaby - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in his car. We were in the front seat and I was on top. My ass hit the horn and scared my boyfriend so bad, he jumped, causing me to hit my head so hard that I swear I got a concussion. FML

#21341327
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29024) - you deserved it (10588)

On 01/20/2015 at 11:10pm - intimacy - by chelse_elyce - United States

Today, my crush was giving me a ride home. As we pulled up to my house, he looked into my eyes with a sweet smile and said the words every girl wants to hear - "Do you give head?" FML

#21339980
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37010) - you deserved it (5863)

On 01/19/2015 at 12:35am - intimacy - by anon - United States (Texas)

Today, I signed into my online class, got bored, and took off my headphones to argue with my roommates about anal sex. At the end of the argument, I put my headphones back on to hear my professor asking if someone could call me to tell me to turn my damn mic off. FML

Today, I had a sneeze attack while my nose was bleeding. Now my living room looks like a crime scene. FML

#21332502
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33829) - you deserved it (2796)

On 01/07/2015 at 2:07am - misc - by MonsterProblems (woman) - Croatia

Today, I woke up after a night of New Year's Eve partying. I remember the night going great. What I don't remember is laying naked in the shower while my girlfriend ran water over my body to make me feel better. I also made my own funeral plans because I was convinced I was going to die. FML

#21328812
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24908) - you deserved it (6678)

On 01/01/2015 at 6:02pm - misc - by CK95 - United States

Today, I took out my old hairdryer and turned it on. I then gave my roommate a show as I ran out of the bathroom, naked and screaming, after a spider was blasted out of the hairdryer and directly at my face. FML

#21316166
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32092) - you deserved it (4047)

On 12/12/2014 at 11:35am - misc - by lateralligator - Canada (Ontario)



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