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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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nikkidii's favorite FMLs

Today, I attended a funeral. During the minute of silence, my phone went off. My ringtone is "It's good to be alive". FML


I agree, your life sucks (21404) - you deserved it (57114)

On 04/03/2011 at 3:02am - misc - by JJMan217 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at work, when I got bored and started spinning around in my chair for a little fun. As I was spinning, I went to grab my phone. I missed and sent my phone flying, hitting my coworker in the face. My boss witnessed the whole thing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8422) - you deserved it (35946)

On 10/24/2010 at 3:29pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was going to work and got in the elevator. I was going through my bag for my phone and asked the man in the elevator to push the button for me. He gave me a look of death before I realized he had no arms. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43895) - you deserved it (13454)

On 09/02/2009 at 9:01am - work - by elevatorjerk - United States

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