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  • Birth Date : Thursday 3 March 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 10920
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About nikerush2 : I'm 15. People in life say I'm funny. I like sports, girls, and texting. So ya...talk to me if ya want :)

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Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend . I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened . She agreed, walked out and shut the door . Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" mega FML

#8430950
155 comments

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On 02/19/2010 at 12:31am - kids - by ohemgee23 (woman) - United States (California)

Today... I noticd tat ma neigbor's ouse as a clear view of ma daugter's batroom. Tere is a telescope in is window. FML

#8021510
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36967) - you deserved it (2650)

On 02/08/2010 at 7:28pm - misc - by disasterbutton (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today... I found a wallet belonging to some guy... it had $355 inside. Because he had his addres written inside... I decided to return it hoping for a reward. I drove for 40 mins and finally got to his house during peak hour. All he did was say "oh cool". FML

#7693215
224 comments

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On 01/30/2010 at 12:06am - money - by Sheggie (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, wile babysitting a six year old boy, e askd me if I could sow im ma "boobies." I said no, tat wouldn't be very appropriate . Suddenly, e pulld down is pants/undie an pointd to is package wile exclaiming, "Look, ma penis is on again!" It was pointing RIGHT at me . real FML

#7404915
259 comments

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On 01/17/2010 at 7:32pm - kids - by Michele (woman) - United States (New York)

I spent about half an hour trying to decidehether to buy a top, because even though it was lovely, it was really expensive. Eventually, after deciding to buy it because I could alway return it if I changd mah mind, I got home and realisd I'd left it on the bus. FML

#7235874
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On 01/09/2010 at 1:00pm - money - by Gabi (woman) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

I took a friend home from the hospital!! She was on medication that made her drowsy!! She fell onto her bd an askd me to help her take off some clothes since she had her winter gear on!! She passes out an her roommate walks in an catches me undressing an unconscious grl!! FML

#6914931
75 comments

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On 12/24/2009 at 1:09am - love - by Nemesis2747 (man) - United States (New York)

today I was at a family party an everyone was seeing mah new glasses 4 the frst time. My 48 year old uncle told me that I look lyk a hot librarian an then grabbd mah ass. He was still sober. FML

#6865964
77 comments

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On 12/21/2009 at 2:30pm - misc - by frapples1 (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Yastarday, I finally cummad homa from a samastar of collaga, an all mah parants an sistar can talk about is how bad mah acna has gottan. FML

#6824006
53 comments

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On 12/19/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by honutattoo - United States (California)

Today, mah best friend decidd to admit to me that he and mah grlfriend have been cheating behind mah back for the past two months. The reason he finally admittd it? Because she is now cheating on him with another one of our friends. FML

#6812194
83 comments

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On 12/18/2009 at 3:33pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

yesterday I dropped my pencil in Bio an I leaned over to attempt to pick it up. Next thing u know it I tipped the desk over an I crashed onto my crush's lap with my face in his crotch. FML

#6722674
138 comments

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On 12/12/2009 at 1:29pm - misc - by colorfulgina (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I heard a loud crashing noise. I ran into the kitchen to seehat it was. My cat had knocked over mah fish bowl and had mah Beta in her mouth. After scolding her and rescuing it, I decided to clean its bowl. When I went to dump some of the water in the sink, mah fish went down the drain. mega FML

#6585612
108 comments

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On 12/03/2009 at 4:08pm - animals - by Sassers (woman) - United States (Virginia)

2day the wierd receptionist at the hotel I'm staying at askd me if I needd an extra blanket because I ( lookd cold in mah sleep last night ). mega FML

#5443972
131 comments

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On 09/24/2009 at 5:50am - misc - by scaredtosleep (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today... I Found My Biological Father...ho I Have Never Met... On Facebook An Decidd To Message Him. He Blockd Me. Mega FML

#5410581
94 comments

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On 09/22/2009 at 5:12am - misc - by snow (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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