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by BimmerDriver / 06/30/2013 at 12:34pm / United States (New York) / Love
Today, I was in a business meeting. I was giving a Powerpoint presentation to my boss and a few other associates. Then a notification popped up in the middle of my presentation reminding me that I needed to renew my pornhub subscription. FML
by WaffleMan / 06/08/2012 at 7:58am / United States (New Jersey) / Work
by Anonymous / 04/02/2012 at 3:42pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/28/2012 at 12:01pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by Brittany / 03/27/2012 at 10:38pm / United States (Texas) / Transportation
by Jeff G. / 01/22/2012 at 7:31pm / United States (Arkansas) / Love
Today, my teacher, who's Irish, called me insensitive and stupid for imitating her accent. I'm Filipino and my parents immigrated to Ireland where I was born, and then we moved to Canada when I was 14. Her response to my explanation? "Bullshit." FML
by meh / 01/18/2012 at 12:21am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/17/2012 at 6:57am / United States / Love
Today, I got a Facebook message from the school genius/nerd, who I have never talked to. He politely informed me that after much thought and deliberation, he has narrowed it down to who his ideal mate is. Me. FML
by geeklove / 01/15/2012 at 10:30pm / United States (North Carolina) / Geek
Today, I attended my extended family's Christmas dinner. All throughout, my grandmother kept complaining about how the food tasted like crap, and making sexual remarks such as how "the stuffings were far better in my day, if you know what I mean." FML
by Anonymous / 12/25/2011 at 3:38pm / United Kingdom (Coventry) / Miscellaneous
by blondie101 / 12/09/2011 at 1:11am / United States / Miscellaneous
by thatisnotcool45 / 12/09/2011 at 12:22am / Canada / Love
Today, I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught my eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner, clear as day. I jumped and closed my eyes for a split second. When I opened them, he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in my own home. FML
by haunted / 11/24/2011 at 3:30pm / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex. It wasn't her. Thanks dad. FML
by Anonymous / 09/10/2011 at 2:35am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I got a flat tire in the middle of nowhere. I called AAA, and they said it would take 2 hours to get there. They called 2 hours later saying they got a flat tire and would be there in another 2 hours. FML
by Anonymous / 08/17/2011 at 12:45pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, a week after dropping my car off for the third time in a month at the dealership because of…
- Today, I woke up in my roommate's bed. Apparently, the previous night I sleep-walked into her room,… Today, I woke up with a hangover and my girlfriend seemed pissed at me. It took me a while before I… Today, while masturbating at the computer, I was interrupted by a flash of light out of the corner…