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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at his parents' house. I was overjoyed. His mom hugged me with tears in her eyes. His father, who never really spoke before, hugged me a few hours later when we were alone, his hands traveling to my ass and whispering, "I can change your mind." FML


I agree, your life sucks (70933) - you deserved it (4167)

On 07/17/2013 at 10:20am - misc - by ilivehere (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I placed a Bible app next to an app I use for porn, in the hope that it will encourage me to watch less porn. I'm a girl. FML

Today, I was playing Monopoly with my kids. It was fun, and led to some mock fights. My neighbor, who despises me for being a single mother, used it as an excuse to call the cops on me for "abusing" my kids. They were too confused to do anything but nod at the officer's accusing questions. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53811) - you deserved it (3463)

On 07/13/2013 at 12:16pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Puerto Rico

Today, after I got turned down for yet another job, my dad glanced up at me and casually remarked that porn is always a stable market. FML


I agree, your life sucks (59857) - you deserved it (6335)

On 07/11/2013 at 3:50pm - intimacy - by fucked up dad (woman) - Romania (Bucuresti)

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