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by ididn'tevendoanythingwrong / 02/10/2015 at 1:05pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by LunaCrow / 02/09/2015 at 9:32pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
by wtf?? / 02/09/2015 at 8:26am / Saint Vincent and the Grenadines / Miscellaneous
Today, my mom asked my siblings and me for help cleaning the kitchen. After working for a half hour while all my siblings sat on the couch, I pointed out that I was the only one working. My mom thanked my siblings for not having attitudes like mine and sent me to my room. FML
by Anonymous / 02/08/2015 at 11:47pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/08/2015 at 5:24pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by sorry :/ / 02/08/2015 at 1:28pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/08/2015 at 11:05am / United States / Miscellaneous
by OnlyAvailableID / 02/08/2015 at 3:35am / Australia / Animals
by Anonymous / 02/07/2015 at 6:51am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I had a big figure skating competition. Many of the girls before me fell or did not execute their jumps correctly. Me? I skated a flawless program. I was placed last because they said I didn't push myself hard enough to the point of falling. FML
by depressedskatergirl / 02/06/2015 at 9:35pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend tried to justify having a one night stand with some other guy, with the words, "I'm on my period, okay?!" She acted like I was crazy when I asked how the fuck that made any sense. FML
by Anonymous / 02/06/2015 at 3:10pm / United States (California) / Love
by alostr1 / 02/06/2015 at 12:32pm / United States / Health
by Milked Richard / 02/05/2015 at 11:14pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by jamienicole1993 / 02/04/2015 at 8:21pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
Today, my date dropped me off at home and briefly met my parents. As he was leaving he whispered into my ear, "I want to feel the inside of your vagina with the outside of my penis." My parents totally heard. FML
by MIB thingy please... / 02/04/2015 at 8:21pm / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…