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  • Birth Date : Saturday 5 September 1992 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1256
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About niesenator : I'm 18 years old and live in Minnesota. I Love the out doors and being with my huge family. Four wheeling, jet skiing, snowmobiling, you name it I drive it. I wear my camoflauge jacket everywhere and get weird looks from the city girls. I'm a spaz and have a mild OCD problem lol

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Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store, holding hands with his very pregnant girlfriend. They were buying baby supplies. We had a very nasty and painful breakup not even three months ago. FML


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On 03/18/2010 at 12:48pm - love - by YouAREthefather (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I learned that a spontaneous romantic gesture of arriving home early with flowers and wine is not welcome when your wife is busy having sex with your brother. FML


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On 08/05/2009 at 11:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my crush and I were hooking up and as he slipped his hands up my shirt in order to "feel me up" he started rubbing around my whole torso. When I asked him what he was doing he replied "well I was looking for your boobs but apparently you have none" FML


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On 03/22/2009 at 11:18pm - intimacy - by tinytitty (woman) - United States (New York)

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