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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 26 April 1995 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 340
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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nicolemf4's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized that my new haircut makes me look like a movie star. Not Scarlett Johansson, no. I look like Lord Farquaad. FML

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

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