Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

nicolemf4

Online | Search for a member

nicolemf4

40Fucked!

nicolemf4nicolemf4
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 26 April 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 277
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About nicolemf4 : Hi there, I'm an awkward girl just here for a laugh

nicolemf4's page activity

Visits<b>FuKcMee</b> - 16 hours ago<b>unfuqnreal</b> - 22 hours ago<b>BigxBriggs09</b> - yesterday at 7:43pm<b>Raleaf</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 6:15am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 2:19am<b>daveydavidson111</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 7:41pm<b>NH_Freelancer</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 2:00pm<b>ironhead</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 1:29pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 12:36pm<b>stereomommy</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 12:28pm<b>Myo</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 11:07am<b>MattStro</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 1:24pm<b>carcinoid</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 12:22am<b>the_rude_dude</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 10:37pm<b>MxAxRxCxO</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 7:42pm<b>MasterTron</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 7:17pm<b>juststephhere</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 5:48pm<b>jerzjay</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 2:11am

Fucked!<b>ironhead</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 7:29pm<b>unfuqnreal</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 1:06am<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 2:54am<b>bps315</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 2:26am<b>sprinkle90</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 4:10pm<b>Ethan_Anonymous</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 8:13am<b>bscott19</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 6:32am<b>sandman676</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 4:40am<b>Codezlol</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 5:57pm<b>WOTAN1488</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 7:06am<b>expertsmilee</b> - the 06/03/2015 at 8:39am<b>GrinchFu1</b> - the 06/03/2015 at 2:19am<b>Lockerch</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 2:24pm<b>paravoz</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 8:22am<b>IceMan11</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 10:41am<b>Shadowvoid</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 6:21am<b>aclark2523</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 4:14am<b>man_in_black08</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 6:23am

nicolemf4's FML badges

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

See all of nicolemf4's badges

nicolemf4's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized that my new haircut makes me look like a movie star. Not Scarlett Johansson, no. I look like Lord Farquaad. FML

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

#960425
707 comments

I agree, your life sucks (741542) - you deserved it (56813)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)



FML's blog

  • Angie's illustrated FML
  • Here we go again. This week I'm talking to you live from the Paris Japan Expo. I'm dressed up as Bernard from the Sailor Moon series, and I almost got kicked out because my katana wasn't the…

Friday 3 July 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: