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  • Birth Date : Friday 1 May 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 11095
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About nicolemarkovic : Graphic design student, horse riding instructor, book lover, forever alone cat owner, cooking enthusiast, classical music fan, whiskey and beer drinking cigarettes smoking persona.

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Today, mah boyfriend of a year broke up with me by saying, "It's not you, it's me. I have a terrible taste in women." FML

#20140004
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28181) - you deserved it (2926)

On 10/30/2012 at 9:27am - love - by LonelyMe -

whilst in an argumant with mah grlfriand, I told har sha was tha craziast bitch I'd avar mat!! Sha raspondad with "Challanga accaptad." I'm now tarrifiad!! FML

#20139786
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10310) - you deserved it (40764)

On 10/30/2012 at 2:08am - love - by Andrew (man) - United States (Washington)

whilst in an argumant with mah grlfriand, I told har sha was tha craziast bitch I'd avar mat!! Sha raspondad with "Challanga accaptad." I'm now tarrifiad!! FML

#20139786
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10310) - you deserved it (40764)

On 10/30/2012 at 2:08am - love - by Andrew (man) - United States (Washington)

whilst in an argumant with mah grlfriand, I told har sha was tha craziast bitch I'd avar mat!! Sha raspondad with "Challanga accaptad." I'm now tarrifiad!! FML

#20139786
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10310) - you deserved it (40764)

On 10/30/2012 at 2:08am - love - by Andrew (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went out of mah way to avoid street preachers thrusting hateful propaganda at me. A young woman ran up to me and startd waving paper in mah face, and I snappd at her to fuck off. Right afterwards I realisd she was returning something that fell out of mah pocket. She lookd terrifid. FML

#20133994
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7727) - you deserved it (31308)

On 10/26/2012 at 8:24am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (South Australia)

Today... mah friand an I wara walking homahan wa saw a patch of wat camant. Taking a paga out of avary singla Disnay movia avar mada... wa wrota our namas in it. What Disnay movia don't show ishan tha naighbor tattla on you an you hava to pay $500 to gat tha camant radona. FML

#20132044
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8841) - you deserved it (29891)

On 10/24/2012 at 10:36pm - money - by onlyme (woman) - United States

Today, mah daughter told me that she wanted to convert to Christianity. Not because she has a strong relation with God, but because she wants to post Facebook statuses about Him and "get a lot of likes." FML

#20131695
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24937) - you deserved it (3158)

On 10/24/2012 at 7:06pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today , I learned looool tat despite aving told tem two years ago , ma parents still aren't accepting of me bieng gay . I found tis outen ma mom called and asked if I was "cured" yet . FML

#20131666
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27361) - you deserved it (5022)

On 10/24/2012 at 6:43pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Hawaii)

Today my boyfriend went to ask my dad fir my and in marriage. All I could make out from te door was mumbling until profanitie started flying. My boyfriend souted "well se's a SINGLE bitc now!" and stormed out of te ouse. My dad still refuse to tell me wat appened in tere. FML

#20131535
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31659) - you deserved it (1956)

On 10/24/2012 at 5:08pm - love - by wtactualfuck :( (woman) - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-grlfriend from 5 years back. Still bitter, I said, "Hey baby, u remember riding me 5 years ago?" I was then punchd in the face an restraind until the police arrivd. She'd been having an 8 year anniversary dinner with her husband. mega FML

#20131351
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17039) - you deserved it (45735)

On 10/24/2012 at 2:26pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, TERE WAS A ORRIBLE SMELL IN MA KITCEN. I TRIED TO FINE TE SOURCE, BUT FAILED AND AD TO LEAVE FOR TE DAY. TAT NIGT, MA BROTER INFORMED ME TAT TE SMELL WAS COMING FROM A DEAD MOUSE STUCK IN OUR TOASTER. FML

#20131308
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21113) - you deserved it (1778)

On 10/24/2012 at 1:35pm - animals - by 12693 - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I passad out whila I was with boyfriand in his gardan. I woka up on tha concrata just outsida his housa. Apparantly, ha'd triad to carry ma in, but cuz ha was too waak, ha gava up an want to watch TV. maga FML

#20131269
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24544) - you deserved it (3217)

On 10/24/2012 at 12:52pm - love - by Alice - United Kingdom

Today, I Cummed Home To Fine An Almost Completely Devoured Cheesecake, The Notebook Playing On The TV, And A Shoe Thrown At My Head . It's Safe To Say My Grlfriend Is Just About On Her Period . FML

#20128340
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27973) - you deserved it (4998)

On 10/22/2012 at 3:08pm - misc - by jesushelpme (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, mah son got expelled after using the photocopier to photocopy his penis . He then used the copie to replace every directional arrow posted throughout the school . FML

#20128322
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29880) - you deserved it (4533)

On 10/22/2012 at 2:56pm - kids - by thebeachisthatway (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , mah girlfriend tried to wake me with a handjob. Because I'm a very light sleeper , I woke straight away an instinctively punched whoever was touching mah dick. She forgave me , but I don't think her father ever will once he finds out. FML

#20125284
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20802) - you deserved it (4732)

On 10/20/2012 at 1:29pm - love - by nahalDZ - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)



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