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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 669
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About nicole_is_bunny : it doesn't matter if you're a les-bean, gay-bean, straight-bean, transgender-bean, we're all human beans.

(the girl in my profile is not me, it is a picture is Halsey (Ashley Frangipane)

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nicole_is_bunny's favorite FMLs

Today, I had an elaborate plan to ask this girl to Prom, and it was going to take a few minutes to set up. I asked my friend to distract her. He decided to distract her by asking her to Prom. She said "Yes". FML

#574471
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (258448) - you deserved it (43121)

On 03/24/2009 at 11:41am - love - by Kaeyne (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

#527227
529 comments

I agree, your life sucks (249772) - you deserved it (32394)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was talking to this hot girl I have dinner with every week. Lately she’s always telling me how she loves me and I do the same. Today she said: "The way we talk and act around each other, people would think we were dating." My answer was: "Aren't we?". FML

#369529
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (81916) - you deserved it (14669)

On 03/16/2009 at 1:08am - misc - by Nick (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I decided to tell my mom about my choice to wait to have sex until after marriage. Coming from a very christian family I thought she would be proud. Instead she laughed and said, "is that your excuse for not being able to get laid?" and walked out of the room. FML

#283028
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (276683) - you deserved it (50485)

On 03/12/2009 at 1:53pm - intimacy - by sucks - United States

Today, I was standing on a balcony smoking a cigarette when I noticed a woman giving me strange looks. When I put the cigarette out and went to walk inside she said "You shouldn't smoke while you're pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML

#278323
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64041) - you deserved it (14407)

On 03/11/2009 at 8:04pm - misc - by justfat - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was the only one in an elevator when an attractive girl came in, talking on her phone. She told her friend, "I have to go, there's a cute guy on this elevator." Before I could even react, she turned to me and said, "Sorry for lying, I really wanted to get off the phone with her." FML

#265039
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (251986) - you deserved it (16434)

On 03/10/2009 at 9:10pm - misc - by TuralSucks (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was talking to my mom. During the conversation she asked me, "Does he take his leg off when you guys are having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked, "Does he beat you with it too if you've been naughty?" FML

#209116
325 comments

I agree, your life sucks (239108) - you deserved it (31246)

On 03/04/2009 at 6:07pm - intimacy - by Girl123999 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

#142795
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (267705) - you deserved it (63144)

On 02/26/2009 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Picaresque (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25 cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML

#97632
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (275506) - you deserved it (60111)

On 02/21/2009 at 5:11pm - love - by GD (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I got an email from my professor with my grade for a paper. It said, "Solid writing, but you should have proofread your final draft more carefully." In a moment of annoyance, I typed in the reply box, "God should have proofread your FACE more carefully." My elbow hit the send button. FML

#97434
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15054) - you deserved it (62512)

On 02/21/2009 at 4:43pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Texas)

Today, I was awarding medals to finalists in a school club. While putting one around someones neck, I ended up poking a girl in the eye. She tried to be a trooper by continuing to walk across stage but i guess her eyes got really watery because she missed the step and fell, breaking her ankle. FML

#10323
13 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23232) - you deserved it (7089)

On 02/05/2009 at 3:13pm - misc - by Craig (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had sex with a guy. As he was sleeping next to me, I checked his facebook messages and saw that he sent a message to one of his buddies asking what kind of lotion helps get rid of crabs. FML

#4051
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18859) - you deserved it (61916)

On 01/31/2009 at 10:04am - intimacy - by DDD - Sent from mobile version

Today, I sent a text message to this girl I've been flirting with for a while now saying "How about coffee?". To which she answered "Great idea, I'll go and make myself one right now". FML

#705
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21913) - you deserved it (2787)

On 01/05/2009 at 1:16am - love - by Charly - Sent from mobile version

Today, I send a text message to my ex-boyfriend, who dumped me four months ago, telling him to come back. His answer: "feeling-wise I won't come back to you, but sexually, why not". FML

#602
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11354) - you deserved it (23316)

On 12/26/2008 at 2:53am - intimacy - by Laloose - Sent from mobile version



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