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  • Town/Country : Ohio, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 3 November 1969 (44 years)
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Today, I was out on a leisurely jog. Out of nowhere, a car slowed down in the street, and a passenger screamed "HAPPY 4TH OF JULY, MOTHERFUCKER," before tossing a lit Roman Candle at my feet. FML

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