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  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 June 1985 (30 years)
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Today, my psychiatrist asked me if I felt bad about my weight. When I said no, he looked surprised and said, "Why not?" FML

#19786105
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29181) - you deserved it (4802)

On 06/14/2012 at 7:26am - misc - by ouch - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I called the landlord about the mouse I keep seeing in my kitchen. He wasted no time accusing me of keeping it as a pet, and went off on me about his "no pets" policy. FML

#19781168
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25453) - you deserved it (1836)

On 06/13/2012 at 8:29am - misc - by brokeass - United States

Today, I called the landlord about the mouse I keep seeing in my kitchen. He wasted no time accusing me of keeping it as a pet, and went off on me about his "no pets" policy. FML

#19781168
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25453) - you deserved it (1836)

On 06/13/2012 at 8:29am - misc - by brokeass - United States

Today, I got a really bad sunburn. On my eyelids. Who knew blinking could be so painful? FML

#19758610
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25770) - you deserved it (4530)

On 06/09/2012 at 1:54am - misc - by donnap (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got a really bad sunburn. On my eyelids. Who knew blinking could be so painful? FML

#19758610
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25770) - you deserved it (4530)

On 06/09/2012 at 1:54am - misc - by donnap (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was texting my girlfriend and asked her for a picture, expecting something provocative. She sent me a picture of her holding a positive pregnancy test. We had sex once. FML

#19758301
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17118) - you deserved it (44472)

On 06/09/2012 at 12:51am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Mississippi)

Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML

#19757535
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25000) - you deserved it (9809)

On 06/08/2012 at 10:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)



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