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by Anonymous / 03/11/2014 at 11:34pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by latter / 09/23/2013 at 8:05pm / United States (Maryland) / Kids
by oh my son / 12/23/2012 at 1:02am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I arrived home after a hard day's work to see my 12-year-old sister had greased up my 8-year-old brother with butter and olive oil, and was attempting to slide him down the wooden floorboards in the hallway. FML
by Anonymous / 11/13/2012 at 5:00am / New Zealand (Wellington) / Kids
by anonymous / 10/09/2012 at 1:53am / United States / Kids
Today, while life-guarding, I had to explain to teenage boys that shoving objects up each others' butts and complaining that someone was giving them anal was inappropriate at a family facility in front of kids under the age of 10. FML
by kaitlyna15 / 07/31/2012 at 9:54pm / United States (Washington) / Work
by Bad Mommy / 06/21/2012 at 1:40am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, my 14-year-old brother told me he needed help with something "very personal." Thinking he wanted girlfriend advice or something, I said, "Sure, no problem". He wanted me to shave his butt crack. FML
by liquid_sasquatch / 05/29/2012 at 6:40pm / United States / Kids
Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML
by Anonymous / 03/25/2012 at 8:09am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/26/2012 at 4:27pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by thisguy / 02/23/2012 at 8:54pm / Canada / Transportation
by Gothicbunnyx3 / 02/20/2012 at 8:43pm / United States / Intimacy
by ShylaMarie / 02/14/2012 at 5:29pm / Canada / Kids
by Anonymous / 01/27/2012 at 5:03pm / United States (Michigan) / Health
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, at 34 weeks pregnant I peed myself while brushing my teeth, not more than a minute earlier I… Today, my new husband and I embarked on our honeymoon together that has been months in the planning… Today I had to go back to work 4 hours after I finished my shift. Not for any work related reason…