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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 26 February 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 850
  • Number of comments : 77
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my 3-year-old son discovered his testicles. When I asked him what they were, he replied, "They're my balls! They make my winkie happy!" Now he won't quit singing it. FML

#21084464
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37972) - you deserved it (5524)

On 03/11/2014 at 11:34pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I taught my 12-year-old brothers that showering cannot be used as a substitute for deodorant, and that they should use both. One of them was almost in tears. FML

#21077693
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36729) - you deserved it (4246)

On 03/04/2014 at 8:37am - kids - by :/ -

Today, I had to explain to my brother why it's not OK to stick his knob in the toaster. FML

#20893446
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38882) - you deserved it (2983)

On 09/23/2013 at 8:05pm - kids - by latter - United States (Maryland)

Today, I walked in on my son and his friend comparing their penis sizes. They're 6. FML

#20415295
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36189) - you deserved it (5109)

On 12/23/2012 at 1:02am - misc - by oh my son - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I arrived home after a hard day's work to see my 12-year-old sister had greased up my 8-year-old brother with butter and olive oil, and was attempting to slide him down the wooden floorboards in the hallway. FML

#20161557
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20380) - you deserved it (2021)

On 11/13/2012 at 5:00am - kids - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came to me crying, he'd got it stuck on his penis. When I tried to get it off, he peed on me. FML

#20108644
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34257) - you deserved it (3550)

On 10/09/2012 at 1:53am - kids - by anonymous - United States

Today, while life-guarding, I had to explain to teenage boys that shoving objects up each others' butts and complaining that someone was giving them anal was inappropriate at a family facility in front of kids under the age of 10. FML

#19995362
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22451) - you deserved it (1396)

On 07/31/2012 at 9:54pm - work - by kaitlyna15 - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out from her teacher that my daughter in kindergarten gets the little boys in her class to play grown-ups with her. It's basically dry humping and groaning. FML

#19822134
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29500) - you deserved it (8479)

On 06/21/2012 at 1:40am - kids - by Bad Mommy - United States (California)

Today, my 14-year-old brother told me he needed help with something "very personal." Thinking he wanted girlfriend advice or something, I said, "Sure, no problem". He wanted me to shave his butt crack. FML

#19700460
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24197) - you deserved it (2292)

On 05/29/2012 at 6:40pm - kids - by liquid_sasquatch - United States

Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

#19343662
365 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40325) - you deserved it (12419)

On 03/25/2012 at 8:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, while I was eating lunch at work, I practically had a panic attack because I'd forgotten to feed my Neopet. FML

#19168741
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9008) - you deserved it (32339)

On 02/26/2012 at 4:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was so busy checking my phone for live bus arrival times I didn't notice the bus pull up, let the people beside me on and drive away. FML

#19149317
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6979) - you deserved it (38476)

On 02/23/2012 at 8:54pm - misc - by thisguy - Canada

Today, I had to tell my 7 year old son it's not polite to jack off in public. FML

#19126066
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33227) - you deserved it (5107)

On 02/20/2012 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by Gothicbunnyx3 - United States

Today, I had to chase my naked brothers around my house for twenty minutes, trying to get them to take a bath, all while they were chasing my best friend around yelling, "IT'S WIENER TIME!" FML

#19076647
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24018) - you deserved it (2472)

On 02/14/2012 at 5:29pm - kids - by ShylaMarie - Canada

Today, I had to make a doctor's appointment for my daughter. Apparently she thought it would be better to wipe herself with Clorox tough scrub disinfecting wipes than tell me she'd caught an STD. FML

#18926603
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30617) - you deserved it (3492)

On 01/27/2012 at 5:03pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)



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