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Today, a guy asked me out, and I felt butterflies in my stomach. I soon realized that it wasn't butterflies, but an unexpected bowel movement. I stood there awkwardly, looking him in the eyes, then farted hard. FML


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On 09/17/2014 at 11:14pm - love - by HappilyNeverAfter - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at Walmart and had to use the bathroom. I sat down and farted real loud. I didn't realize someone was in there with me until I heard a voice say, "Dude, that was a good one." It was a man's voice. I then realized I was in the men's restroom. FML


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On 03/24/2014 at 11:39pm - misc - by dani (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I farted so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML


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On 12/11/2013 at 8:14am - misc - by pootie (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my horse farted and scared itself, then ran all the way up the hill and wouldn't stop until I fell off. FML


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On 07/28/2013 at 12:28am - animals - by mishyb (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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