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niamhyo

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 549
  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Visits<b>thatoneguy255</b> - the 07/13/2016 at 9:32pm<b>nesteremily</b> - the 06/30/2016 at 4:10am<b>tmac815</b> - the 04/06/2016 at 9:23am<b>scaredpollo</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 7:48pm<b>capper44</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 8:22pm<b>samrompain</b> - the 12/18/2015 at 8:59pm<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/20/2015 at 6:42pm<b>NomeDMF</b> - the 10/18/2015 at 5:31pm<b>PresAgent</b> - the 10/17/2015 at 10:31pm<b>Aussie_reaper</b> - the 10/13/2015 at 3:12pm<b>youdumbstick</b> - the 09/20/2015 at 5:42am<b>nathan1738</b> - the 08/08/2015 at 11:11pm<b>PHILLIESFAN77</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 10:43pm<b>butterfingers583</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 12:44am<b>NickVsHtml</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 7:39pm<b>codytallica</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 2:30am<b>jacky75</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 6:37am<b>delfino1604</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 6:34pm

Fucked!<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/21/2015 at 12:42am<b>jacky75</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 12:38pm<b>edmunson</b> - the 01/15/2015 at 6:42pm<b>Swindell_Dc</b> - the 10/28/2014 at 2:28am<b>ShatteredPulse</b> - the 10/27/2014 at 9:47pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 10/27/2014 at 11:35am

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niamhyo's favorite FMLs

Today, I was shopping when a woman stopped me and asked me what lipgloss I was wearing because my lips looked gorgeous. I had to explain to her it was just the grease from the Slim Jim I had just eaten. FML

by Anonymos_fmler / 10/20/2014 at 8:38pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend admitted than he's been using Febreze instead of showering for the past month. FML

by idonthaveauserna / 10/09/2014 at 12:48pm / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Love

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, was the first day my grandma has seen me since I started going to tanning beds. She is now considering taking me out of her will because I look like "a damn Indian". FML

by kirstyrd / 08/12/2014 at 2:07am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

Today, it's my birthday. My next-door neighbours gave me a stool and some rope. FML

by NosChersVoisins / 07/01/2014 at 12:55am / France (Aquitaine) / Love

Today, I put my headphones on and laid down to relax to some music. I fell asleep, and woke up later to a police officer busting into my house. My neighbor had been knocking on my door, then looked through my window and saw me on my couch, and was convinced I'd died. FML

by I'm Not Dead Yet / 06/09/2014 at 3:37pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to the restroom to pee. A loud fart exploded out of my ass and echoed in the toilet bowl. I could practically feel my face on fire when I saw the horrified look on a little girl's face as I walked out. FML

by Anonymous / 06/07/2014 at 10:34pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was in the process of finally losing my virginity. Part-way through, my neighbour started shouting from his backyard, "Go, Nicolas! You can do it!" He was talking to his son, but the two of us have the same name. I couldn't finish. FML

by prochainefois / 01/31/2014 at 4:05pm / Intimacy

Today, a guy on the bus was nice enough to slide over so I could sit down. Right after, he said, "Fair warning though, I just farted there." FML

by Wakachulak / 07/30/2013 at 1:55am / South Africa (Gauteng) / Transportation

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Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML

by RaceCar / 02/12/2010 at 2:24pm / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML

by Anonymous / 06/07/2009 at 11:53am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my son said, "Mommy, sometimes my pee-pee goes up like a stick." I replied, "Well, honey, that's normal and okay." I then asked when it happens, to which he said, "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes." FML

by ScoobieDoo / 03/20/2009 at 12:15am / United States (Washington) / Kids

Today, I asked my boss for a raise. He responded with "Who the hell are you?" FML

by ADD / 02/11/2009 at 9:59am / Bulgaria (Grad Sofiya) / Work