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Today, a girl from class screamd at me in public for hugging the guy she likes. She threatend to take me out if I didn't "back off". That guy is my boyfriend. FML

#21333251
112 comments

Today, I proposd to my girlfriend, only fir er to slap me, trowing te ( fake ring ) away and storming off, convincd it was a cruel joke. FML

#21265921
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38917) - you deserved it (3432)

On 09/26/2014 at 5:27pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while out shopping, I could hear wat sounded like two grown men talking about me, and they were being pretty gross. I turned around to scold them and it turned out being a dad and his 13-year-old son. He said he was, "teaching a son to be a man, and that mah ass was grounds 4 discussion." fat FML

#21222536
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41822) - you deserved it (4686)

On 07/27/2014 at 10:54pm - misc - by tlm84 - United States (Massachusetts)

I parked my motorcycle in a parking spot!! When I cummed back, my bike had been moved and was laying on its side with a note saying, ( Sorry I dropped your motorcycle I was trying to move it forward so I could park my car because there weren't any other spots!! ) FML

#21197788
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48953) - you deserved it (6217)

On 07/03/2014 at 9:30pm - misc - by AJL - United States

my wife has a bruise on her cheek from a nasty trip while practicing her yoga. She now think it's hilariou to flinch in public when I get near her and keeps telling people she "walked into a door". I've gotten more dirty looks than I can count. FML

#21192543
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62248) - you deserved it (4821)

On 06/29/2014 at 1:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, at mah job at a fast-food restaurant, I once again got calld into the men's bathroom to break up sex between two homeless people. real FML

#21145062
193 comments

TODAY, WHILE AT A RESTAURANT WITH MY HUSBAND 4 OUR 4-YEAR ANNIVERSARY, HE KEPT BEHAVING STRANGELY, BREATHING DEEPLY AN EVENTUALLY SIGHING HAPPILY. I THOUGHT THE WINE HAD JUST GONE TO HIS HEAD. NOPE; HE PROUDLY ADMITTED LATER THAT HE'D JERKED OFF WITHOUT ANYONE NOTICING, EVEN ME. FML

#21126320
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43777) - you deserved it (4996)

On 04/29/2014 at 2:48pm - misc - by god (woman) - United Kingdom (West Lothian)



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