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nevergiveinever

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 August 1995 (20 years old)
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  • Number of visits : 2642
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 18 posted

About nevergiveinever : 20. Graduated in 2013. I work full time because bills. Going to university for Criminal Justice, concentrating in Forensic Psychology. YouTube and tumblr are my main social media. I love food, punk rock music, and puppies.

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Fucked!<b>rhiley</b> - the 04/03/2016 at 1:08pm<b>theoldman</b> - the 03/05/2016 at 5:52pm<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 10/28/2015 at 6:54pm<b>scarymommabear1</b> - the 09/16/2015 at 11:46pm<b>chaseafterwind82</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 8:56am<b>ADBurns</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 11:04pm<b>caaguilar</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 4:08am<b>kiante99</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 6:32am<b>JavitheWrestler</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 10:46pm<b>crazy_loner</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 12:39pm<b>achillesJC123</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 7:31am<b>queensassygoat</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 6:43am<b>KxHoneyCombxP</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 5:18am<b>Joshwarrior</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 5:01am<b>James_is_Mexican</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 1:39am<b>RA91</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 12:46am

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nevergiveinever's favorite FMLs

Today, I came to the realization that I dream more about my vibrator than I do about my boyfriend. FML

by wet dreams / 02/12/2016 at 12:46pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy

Today, I'm 4ft9 "tall" and I always have trouble reaching things that are high up. It's my birthday, and I got three footstools as gifts. FML

by mini matthylde / 11/19/2015 at 4:57am / France (Pays de la Loire) / Miscellaneous

Today, I tried to give my first hand-job while wearing fuzzy socks in a carpeted room. I reached out to touch his penis and shocked him. FML

by nnniii / 11/15/2015 at 11:55pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy

Today, my current boyfriend was so impressed by my blowjob abilities he sent my ex-boyfriend a message saying thanks. FML

by Anonymous / 08/11/2015 at 12:39am / Intimacy

Today, I woke up panting and drenched in sweat from a horrible nightmare. I'd been dreaming that bright, colored shapes were falling from the sky and I couldn't make them all neatly align with one another on the ground. I guess I should stop playing so much Tetris before bed. FML

by I love L / 08/08/2015 at 6:56pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob and she surprised me by deciding to swallow. Or so I thought. When she came up to kiss me, she spat my man-milk into my mouth and almost pissed herself laughing when I freaked out and nearly threw up. FML

by shmarf / 06/19/2015 at 12:17pm / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy

Today, I managed to take an entire shower without realizing my socks were on. I washed my feet. FML

by comfort_ / 03/26/2015 at 11:28pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I decided I would actually make use of my apartment complex's exercise equipment. My routine consisted of one mile on the treadmill, and 15 minutes on the toilet followed by 10 minutes of lying in the fetal position on my bath mat. Great core workout. FML

by anon / 03/20/2015 at 5:43pm / United States (Virginia) / Health

Today, I am still finding glitter in my ass crack after a concert last night that had a confetti cannon. Thanks Marilyn Manson, I feel so metal now. FML

by frediqqq / 02/25/2015 at 11:21pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous

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Today, my daughter got her first period. Nobody was home but my husband. He didn't know what to do, except give her a sponge to put in her underwear. FML

by Anonymous / 02/14/2015 at 7:34pm / United States (Ohio) / Kids

Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML

by Lady Cuntsnatch of Fallopia / 01/03/2015 at 8:30pm / United States (California) / Health

Today, I slept on the plane ride home and had a scary nightmare. I started screaming in my dream, so loud that it shocked the old lady sitting next to me into screaming as well. The whole plane began laughing as we were both screaming. FML

Today, my brother and I woke up early to get a sneak peek at our Christmas presents. We found our parents having sex on the couch. FML

by VCDUDE11FTW / 12/25/2014 at 4:13am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy

Today, I witnessed my very overweight cat trying to jump over my fence, only to shit himself half way up, and then land in it. FML

by Mr_snuggels / 12/24/2014 at 3:05pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals

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Today, I was yelled at in public for staring at a guy in a wheelchair. I was staring 'cause he was so good looking. FML

by anonymous / 12/23/2014 at 6:28am / Austria (Wien) / Miscellaneous