Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

neverdrinkSODA

Offline (the 01/04/2016 at 11:17pm) | Search for a member

neverdrinkSODA

5Fucked!

neverdrinkSODAneverdrinkSODA
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1342
  • Number of comments : 64
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About neverdrinkSODA : :) I like to look at things... Also eat good food and search for sea monsters in my private submarine.. I know they're there. Sometimes I pretend I am an eagle because I imagine flying is very exciting. Also because they are very adept at capturing whales and I've always wanted to try whale. Also, my yard and my neighbors garden are overgrown with flowers so I can sometimes be found grazing on them. I hope she does not notice.

neverdrinkSODA's page activity

Visits<b>wondercat40</b> - the 12/24/2015 at 11:07am<b>bguerrero</b> - the 11/22/2015 at 9:39am<b>0void0</b> - the 11/21/2015 at 8:35pm<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 09/29/2015 at 7:31pm<b>kelseysking</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 1:20pm<b>sikanderkhan</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 10:06pm<b>lsmyd</b> - the 02/27/2015 at 5:50pm<b>BBlah</b> - the 01/15/2015 at 12:47am<b>heathertail</b> - the 01/06/2015 at 8:30pm<b>manchesterUK</b> - the 01/05/2015 at 8:04pm<b>brasiliano</b> - the 01/05/2015 at 6:01pm<b>linderp</b> - the 01/01/2015 at 7:44pm<b>Amber_Naomy</b> - the 01/01/2015 at 7:40pm<b>itsb_freed</b> - the 01/01/2015 at 4:33pm<b>laaryssa</b> - the 12/25/2014 at 4:17pm<b>katebond</b> - the 12/25/2014 at 7:19am<b>HowieDoIt</b> - the 12/09/2014 at 12:47am<b>tea_brewer</b> - the 12/08/2014 at 6:30pm

Fucked!<b>wondercat40</b> - the 12/24/2015 at 5:08pm<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 09/30/2015 at 1:31am<b>laaryssa</b> - the 12/09/2014 at 4:56am<b>summer135790</b> - the 12/07/2014 at 7:54pm<b>TiggyBonkers</b> - the 12/07/2014 at 6:47pm

neverdrinkSODA's FML badges

What'cha looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

See all of neverdrinkSODA's badges

neverdrinkSODA's favorite FMLs

Today, my house caught on fire. The firefighters said that it was caused by a lit cigarette on the carpet. I don't smoke, but apparently my 13 year old son does. FML

#19370101
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35405) - you deserved it (3770)

On 03/29/2012 at 2:29pm - misc - by no one - United States (Texas)

Today, my history teacher confiscated my iPhone. She dropped it on the way back to her desk, and I now have a shattered iPhone screen to fix. FML

#19233379
436 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30697) - you deserved it (30790)

On 03/07/2012 at 2:25pm - misc - by sad face - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was caring for a bird that had flown into my window. I thought the poor thing wouldn't make it, when it shit in my hand, flew into my neck, then around my living room for ages before I could manage to get it out of the window. FML

#14209539
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21558) - you deserved it (7134)

On 12/15/2010 at 1:15am - animals - by Olive14 -

Today, my family and I went Christmas tree shopping. My husband and I were walking around when I saw the perfect tree. Excited, we immediately bought it. When we got home and set it up, I realized it came with a present: termites. FML

#14167413
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31427) - you deserved it (4846)

On 12/11/2010 at 3:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



Maïté Verjux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Auntie Bernie delivers in 2016
  • Greetings my young friends! It's 2016 and I'm late. No, I'm not pregnant, I'm way too old for that sort of thing, even though I've been trying a lot recently (hey there Didier, you randy rascal…

Friday 5 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: