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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 23 July 1983 (31 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 324
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About nettrol : Professional nerd living in Missoula M.T.

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nettrol's favorite FMLs

TODAY , LIKE ANY OTHER DAY SINCE THAT STUPID MOVIE FROZEN CUMMD OUT , PEOPLE HAVE BEEN ASKING ME IF I WANT TO BUILD A SNOWMAN , LIKE THEY'RE THE FUNNIEST PEOPLE ON THE PLANET. MY NAME IS ELSA. FML

#21297408
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44134) - you deserved it (3857)

On 11/11/2014 at 11:34pm - work - by elsatheannoyed (woman) - United States (California)

2day my little sister decidd to color-in my favorite black-and-white comic book. It was worth over $200. When I told my mother, she said, "Oh that old thing? I thought it was a stupid coloring book you were too stupid to color." FML

#21287570
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39200) - you deserved it (3916)

On 10/29/2014 at 9:09am - kids - by NoColor (woman) - United States (California)

Yesterday, I was shopping at my workplace, out of uniform, with my husband. A customer recognisd me and wantd me to serve him, but I couldn't since we can be fird for doing so while off-duty. He complaind to my manager, who wastd no time publicly bitching me out. FML

#21285416
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33599) - you deserved it (2160)

On 10/26/2014 at 1:53am - work - by iskiel (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today I Sped Off Down The Road Then Realized To Horror That Cat Was Clinging To The Roof Of The Car!! FML

Today... I wore out te igest eels I ad but was nervous about falling cuz I am suc a klutz. I got troug te nigt witout any injuries... so I cangd into te sneakers I ad brougt wit me to walk ome. I trippd rigt outside ouse in sneakers an broke ankle. FML

#153309
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51353) - you deserved it (5355)

On 02/27/2009 at 3:23pm - misc - by klutz - United States (New Hampshire)



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