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  • Town/Country : Missoula, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 23 July 1983 (32 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 517
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About nettrol : Professional nerd living in Missoula M.T.

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Today, like any other day since that stupid movie Frozen came out, people have been asking me if I want to build a snowman, like they're the funniest people on the planet. My name is Elsa. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46899) - you deserved it (4335)

On 11/11/2014 at 11:34pm - work - by elsatheannoyed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my little sister decided to color-in my favorite black-and-white comic book. It was worth over $200. When I told my mother, she said, "Oh that old thing? I thought it was a stupid coloring book you were too stupid to color." FML


I agree, your life sucks (41232) - you deserved it (4106)

On 10/29/2014 at 9:09am - kids - by NoColor (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was shopping at my workplace, out of uniform, with my husband. A customer recognised me and wanted me to serve him, but I couldn't since we can be fired for doing so while off-duty. He complained to my manager, who wasted no time publicly bitching me out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36025) - you deserved it (2523)

On 10/26/2014 at 1:53am - work - by iskiel (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I sped off down the road, then realized to my horror that my cat was clinging to the roof of the car. FML

Today, I wore out the highest heels I had but was nervous about falling because I am such a klutz. I got through the night without any injuries, so I changed into the sneakers I had brought with me to walk home. I tripped right outside my house in my sneakers and broke my ankle. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55181) - you deserved it (5787)

On 02/27/2009 at 3:23pm - misc - by klutz - United States (New Hampshire)

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