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nero9112
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 February 1985 (29 years)
  • Number of visits : 621
  • Number of comments : 82
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Today, I had to walk through an extremely crowded pub wearing a dorky prisoner outfit to get to a dress-up party at the back. When we got there, I soon realised it wasn't fancy dress, but just black-and-white themed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9177) - you deserved it (17134)

On 09/09/2011 at 9:25am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, my mum got an electric car. It's so quiet that we could hear the bones of my cat break as we reversed over it on the driveway. FML

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On 02/10/2011 at 5:58am - animals - by flattened -

Today, to prevent a fistfight at work, I had to mediate a contested debate between two coworkers on what was evidently a very touchy subject: Which is better, the orange creamsicle or the ice cream sandwich? I was the only one to get in trouble for wasting company time. FML

#14917539
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19618) - you deserved it (3718)

On 02/10/2011 at 12:31am - work - by geoduck - United States

Today, I was attacked by clowns at work. I don't work at the circus. FML

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80 comments

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On 02/08/2011 at 11:27am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I got into a car accident. Why? I was distracted by a floating spec of dust and was pretending I was in space. FML

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178 comments

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On 01/24/2011 at 10:00am - misc - by moxy -

Today, the elevator broke in my dorm and won't be fixed for several days. I live on the 26th floor. FML

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On 09/02/2010 at 1:39pm - misc - by flimflam (woman) - United States (Texas)



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