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About nerdtoninja : Codi. Blue. Mediocre Skater. I'm pretty awkward. Nirvana. Paramore. PATD. Beatles. Nerd by day. Ninja by night. Christian. Cereal is life. Pokemon. LOZ. "We stopped looking for monsters under our beds once we realized they were within us." Message me and shit.

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