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by Anonymous / 05/31/2013 at 12:28am / United States / Miscellaneous
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- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…
- Today, I hooked up with a guy I'm totally in love with. After finishing, he burst into tears about… Today, I decided to have sex with with my boyfriend. After we had finished I jokingly said, "who's… Today, I walked into my dorm room, only to witness my roommate shaving her vag over my trashcan. FML