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Today, I'm a little over a month pregnant. My fiancé has decidd that if we both act lyk I'm not pregnant, ( the babby will get the hint an go away ). FML

#21050194
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54732) - you deserved it (6734)

On 02/04/2014 at 9:50am - kids - by LadyDeadpool88 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found a Google serech fir ( erectile dysfunction ) in mah browser serech history, along with pages about treatments fir it. I'm a woman, an I live alone. FML

#21049445
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45157) - you deserved it (3425)

On 02/03/2014 at 4:16pm - misc - by jai90 (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, I dreamed that Robert Downey Jr. kept flrting with me and asking me out. Each time, I refused him, cuz I'm taken. When I proudly told mah boyfriend, he said, ( What the hell? I could've kissed the mouth that kissed the Iron Man! ) FML

#21049393
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41185) - you deserved it (8355)

On 02/03/2014 at 3:11pm - love - by Can't Believe It. - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I Made Eye Contact With A Cute Guy From Across A Packd Train. He Then Yelld Out, In Front Of Everyone, "You've Got Foam On Yur Nose!" Mega FML

#20958414
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33964) - you deserved it (3673)

On 11/15/2013 at 4:45am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Taday I let my sister old my newborn daugter 4 te frst time. I eard er mutter under er breat... ( I could kill you so easily... ) FML

Today, I finally got my driver's permit. To celebrate, my parents decidd to go to a bar and make me wait in the car cuz I'm now the designatd driver. FML

#20928623
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45705) - you deserved it (4444)

On 10/21/2013 at 6:57am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

TODAY.. . MY COWORKER CONVINCD A LITTLE GIRL TAT TEDDY BEARS R ACTUALLY TE BODIES OF DEAD BABY BEARS . I WORK AT BUILD-A-BEAR-WORKSOP.. . AND WE WERE WORKING A 4-YEAR-OLD'S BIRTDAY PARTY . FML

#20910133
67 comments

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On 10/06/2013 at 9:11pm - kids - by TeddyBearKiller (woman) - United States

Today , My Parents Favoritism Towards My Brother Really Shone Through When We Moved House An He Got The Nicest An By Far Biggest Room. I Wouldn't Mind , But My Brother Is In College Overseas An Never Comes Home. FML

#20905397
53 comments

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On 10/02/2013 at 11:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today I got married. The officiant of the ceremony referred to me as Amanda through my ceremony. My name is Anna. big fat FML

#20904287
69 comments

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On 10/02/2013 at 1:54am - love - by KamiyaHaine (woman) - Singapore

Today, and 4 the fifth week in a row, my dad has been moping around and acting pissy about everything because his psycho girlfriend won't talk to him. He now claim his life is over. I'm being raised by a teenage girl. FML

Today, mah two parrots decided that mah head was the best place to have sex. FML

#20903328
105 comments

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On 10/01/2013 at 1:32pm - animals - by NestHead (woman) - Russian Federation (Moscow City)

Today, my boyfriand's dad said ha'd givan my boyfriand £100 to taka ma out 4 a maal last night and ha hopad I'd anjoyad it!! Last night my boyfriand and I want to pizza hut, sharad a pizza and split tha bill!! Turns out my boyfriand had simply pockatad tha monay without talling anyona!! FML

#20903132
113 comments

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On 10/01/2013 at 8:32am - love - by hmmm (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicester)

Today I Walked Into Te Kitcen To Fine Ma Daugter Trying To Cut Er Wrist Wit A Plastic Spoon. Wen I Asked Er Wy Se Said Er Friend Lucy Did Tat So Er Parents Would Buy Er Pretty Tings. My Daugter And Lucy Are Bot Four Years Old. FML

#20902425
111 comments

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On 09/30/2013 at 7:54pm - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (West Lothian)

Today, I summond the courage to talk to mah friends about the money they owe me for mah photography services at there wedding. We had agred on a fair price, but now they're pissd, claiming that I'm being selfish and should consider it mah wedding gift to them. FML

#20897064
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43923) - you deserved it (4992)

On 09/26/2013 at 5:31pm - money - by cheese (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

today I went in the diner I always pass by and ordered a sandwich. When I asked how much it was, the waitress replied, ( Don't worry, honey. We give free meals to the homeless on Thursdays. ) I was too ashamed to deny it, so I just said thank u and left. FML

#20896706
100 comments

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On 09/26/2013 at 11:20am - misc - by horriblefashionsense (woman) - United States (Florida)



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