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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 May 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6295
  • Number of comments : 61
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 3 posted

About nela25 : Mixed.
I speak 4 languages.

The beach is my life. 😎🌴
I dance hip-hop/contemporary.

Instagram: nela25

Message me, I'll respond at some point.

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Fucked!<b>Ironmayhem</b> - the 10/24/2015 at 8:13am<b>Mmorpheus</b> - the 08/29/2015 at 2:43pm<b>tiredofwaiting</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 10:53pm<b>Miss_Mandi</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 8:46pm<b>amine91</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 11:40am<b>giantsfan2010</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 8:06pm<b>apineapple</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 12:48am<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 3:21pm<b>jessieluvxo</b> - the 05/29/2015 at 7:36am<b>youngmuller1</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 8:09pm<b>cdncw</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 11:27pm<b>snarkytruth</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 8:48am<b>aguynamednick</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 3:30am<b>Steve95401</b> - the 02/26/2015 at 6:21am<b>LPisLame</b> - the 02/03/2015 at 3:01am<b>rogwest</b> - the 02/02/2015 at 12:21pm<b>rachelpayne18</b> - the 02/02/2015 at 7:32am<b>RedSoloCup</b> - the 12/28/2014 at 2:23am

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nela25's favorite FMLs

Today, while taking a shower, I saw shadows moving across the curtains. The shadow turned out to be a cricket that then fell into the tub. I ran out of the bathroom screaming and naked. My little sister came to my door and said, "If I hadn't just seen your balls, I would swear mom had TWO daughters." FML


I agree, your life sucks (13684) - you deserved it (39998)

On 12/11/2009 at 8:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was in a meeting at work. In the middle of our CEO's speech, I farted. Everyone heard including my boss, who looked over and said, "Do you have anything else you wanted to add?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (17642) - you deserved it (23811)

On 12/11/2009 at 1:11pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, after having a shower, I walked back into my room butt naked. As I looked up I saw the window cleaner staring right at me. I looked. He looked. And without thinking I dropped straight to the floor to hid myself, then realized my naked butt was still staring right at him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19257) - you deserved it (6294)

On 12/10/2009 at 2:51pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, I was in line at the grocery store with my 3-year-old son. He was holding a tub of yogurt that had on it a cow wearing sunglasses. He shouted, "Mommy, look at the fat cow with the sunglasses on!" To my horror, the obese woman in front of us turned around. She was wearing sunglasses. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49716) - you deserved it (3275)

On 11/30/2009 at 1:59pm - misc - by annonymous - United States (California)

Today, while I was in confession, I was saying my sins and the priest called me a "pain in the ass." FML


I agree, your life sucks (38392) - you deserved it (9573)

On 11/29/2009 at 2:59am - misc - by ? - United States

Today, I learned explosive diarrhea is real. I felt it coming and dashed into our supermarket. 10 feet in, liquid poo started spewing down my pants legs. 150 feet to go. I ran. It ran. They watched. After 15 minutes of cleaning, I slunk out. Now, I have to find a new market, maybe a new town. FML


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On 11/24/2009 at 6:44am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, my son told me to grow a pair and ask my girlfriend of a year and a half to marry me. He is 7 years old. FML


I agree, your life sucks (13737) - you deserved it (35524)

On 11/17/2009 at 5:58pm - kids - by unsuspcted (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was the paramedic at the scene of a car accident. One lady was hurt, and we had trouble getting any information from her as she was sobbing. I radioed in the details and said "...a lady in her mid 30's, ETA 10 minutes." She stopped crying, slapped me, and said, "I'm 28." FML


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On 11/17/2009 at 6:16am - work - by Paramedic (man) - United Kingdom (Rochdale)

Today, I was falling asleep on my desk, my head on my fist. My elbow slipped off the edge of the desk and I punched myself, leaving a fist mark on my cheek. At school, people think my parents hit me. My parents think I'm getting bullied at school. No one believes the actual story. FML

Today, I ran into a bird. Not with my car, with my face. It was so scared, it crapped all over me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33757) - you deserved it (3393)

On 11/08/2009 at 2:26am - animals - by birdbath (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I found out that when they put "Take with food" on the side of antibiotics, what they really mean is "Take with food because this stuff is gonna liquefy everything in your G.I. tract, and make you have to run out of the middle of calculus for the worst diarrhea ever." FML


I agree, your life sucks (28205) - you deserved it (10296)

On 10/30/2009 at 11:36am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized that the only thing I learned from my first serious relationship was how to fake an orgasm. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21392) - you deserved it (4641)

On 10/27/2009 at 2:49pm - intimacy - by kjirut (woman) - Norway (Oslo)

Today, I handed out 30 resumes only to find out, after the last resume was handed out, my brother had changed the last sentence of every paragraph to 'I am a massive douche bag.' FML


I agree, your life sucks (38648) - you deserved it (7385)

On 10/18/2009 at 6:52am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I got an email from the company that manages my cat's microchip informing me that I had to update my information that had been entered by the local Humane Society. Apparently, they listed my cat "Coral" as the owner, and me as the pet. To change it, they needed the cat's signature. FML


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On 10/05/2009 at 3:23pm - animals - by APetsPet (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I took this girl out that I've been crushing on for 2 years to a fancy restaurant. At one point during the date, I had to get up to take a massive dump. As I was walking back to the table, a little boy stood up and shouted, "THAT'S THE POOPOO MAN" in front of the whole restaurant. FML


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On 09/12/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by taman (man) - United States (Florida)

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