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nela25

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 May 1994 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7742
  • Number of comments : 62
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 3 posted

About nela25 : Mixed.
I speak 4 languages.

The beach is my life. 😎🌴
I dance hip-hop/contemporary.
Foodie.

Instagram: nela25

Message me, I'll respond at some point.
Besos.

nela25's page activity

Visits<b>ThePaperDragon</b> - the 11/03/2016 at 9:03pm<b>doubledutchy</b> - the 09/14/2016 at 5:41pm<b>LA27</b> - the 09/12/2016 at 6:16pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 09/12/2016 at 5:02pm<b>fractured_</b> - the 08/01/2016 at 1:37am<b>DA_JUDGE123</b> - the 08/01/2016 at 12:03am<b>chewsef</b> - the 07/31/2016 at 6:27pm<b>bigwell</b> - the 07/31/2016 at 8:11am<b>dontmindme7</b> - the 07/25/2016 at 3:28am<b>spiderpig13579</b> - the 07/22/2016 at 11:02pm<b>qmac1</b> - the 07/21/2016 at 12:31am<b>slappygecko</b> - the 07/12/2016 at 10:49am<b>derplogic</b> - the 06/24/2016 at 10:20pm<b>SweetMaria</b> - the 05/28/2016 at 8:47am<b>obviouslywaffles</b> - the 05/27/2016 at 1:37am<b>captain_hero89</b> - the 05/27/2016 at 1:04am<b>arich6210</b> - the 05/21/2016 at 3:25pm<b>RandomJam124</b> - the 05/18/2016 at 4:34pm

Fucked!<b>LA27</b> - the 08/01/2016 at 5:45am<b>bigwell</b> - the 07/31/2016 at 2:11pm<b>SorrowsReward</b> - the 05/12/2016 at 1:43pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 05/01/2016 at 2:55am<b>Iamentertained</b> - the 04/13/2016 at 11:01pm<b>Ironmayhem</b> - the 10/24/2015 at 8:13am<b>Mmorpheus</b> - the 08/29/2015 at 2:43pm<b>tiredofwaiting</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 10:53pm<b>Miss_Mandi</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 8:46pm<b>amine91</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 11:40am<b>giantsfan2010</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 8:06pm<b>apineapple</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 12:48am<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 3:21pm<b>jessieluvxo</b> - the 05/29/2015 at 7:36am<b>youngmuller1</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 8:09pm<b>cdncw</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 11:27pm<b>snarkytruth</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 8:48am<b>aguynamednick</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 3:30am

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You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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nela25's favorite FMLs

Today, I was hitting on a girl, and I was sure I could get her to sleep with me. When she finally gave in and was putting her number into my phone, she called my mom and asked her if she raised me to "sexually harass women." FML

by not getting laid / 10/13/2013 at 10:38am / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, I saw an elderly gentleman in the street wearing a shirt with a big QR code on it. Amused, I used an app on my phone to decode it. It gave me a shortened web address, which I followed, only to be faced with a picture of the same gentleman naked, grinning, and giving a thumbs up. FML

by Anonymous / 09/15/2013 at 3:53pm / Romania (Bucuresti) / Intimacy

Today, my phone went off, reminding me to take my birth control. Instead of vibrating as per usual, it rang. The ringtone had been changed to my boyfriend singing "It's birth control time, birth control time, take your pill, or I'll say it ain't mine." I was sitting in a quiet waiting room. FML

by turning red / 07/26/2013 at 9:14pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he discovered that if he hits a certain area just right, my leg starts shaking like a dog. Now he won't stop patting my head and saying, "Who's a good girl?!" FML

by woof woof?? / 06/15/2013 at 4:26pm / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy

Today, when I got home, my child had three bruises. My babysitter's excuse? "She hit me first". FML

by Amanda / 03/10/2013 at 12:08pm / Canada / Kids

Today, I was sitting on the chair-lift on a ski trip. There was a shift in gears and the metal in the seat began to vibrate. My dad, sister, and step-mom were all on the lift with me, not feeling a thing. It's terribly awkward to converse with your family while you involuntarily orgasm. FML

by Frostbitten / 02/26/2013 at 10:00pm / United States (Maine) / Intimacy

Today, a girl came up to me on the street and said, "You have like no swag, bro." Feeling clever, I said, "At least I have a high school education." She then took out her work ID, showing me that she was a surgeon, flipped me off, then walked away saying, "This is totally going on Facebook." FML

by Anonymous / 02/11/2013 at 10:26am / United States (Massachusetts) / Work

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my overprotective father. My boyfriend started out with, "Sir, it is an honor to be your daughter's sexual partner." FML

by mydadsgonnakillme / 02/08/2013 at 2:13am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, my kitten tried jumping into a hot oven, a dryer, a dishwasher, a toilet, and a fish-tank. Curiosity is going to kill my cat. FML

by AnonCat / 01/20/2013 at 8:47pm / Canada (Alberta) / Animals

Today, I paused the movie my girlfriend and I were watching and told her, for the first time, that I loved her. Her response was to stare at me silently for a few seconds before unpausing the film. FML

by Anonymous / 01/03/2013 at 6:43am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love

Today, I was at a café with my friends when an elderly man noticed my dimples. He came up to me, stroked them while whispering, "One in a million" then walked out. Now my friends do this to me constantly, even while driving home. I almost hit a tree. FML

by Dimples / 01/03/2013 at 6:35am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, at the bank, my 8-year-old son decided to pull out realistic looking toy gun, and scream "FREEZE! Give me all your money!" The dim-witted bank teller pressed the silent alarm, and I was nearly arrested. FML

by great / 07/20/2012 at 6:20am / New Zealand (Waikato) / Kids

Today, I walked in on my mother stroking my cat and murmuring, "Don't worry, kitty. One day, you and I... we will rule." FML

by Scared / 06/04/2012 at 8:54pm / United States (Virginia) / Animals

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a restaurant in front of a lot of people. Once I said yes, some guy yelled out, "SEX. SEX. SEX." My boyfriend yelled back, "LATER!" FML

by BooBabe / 06/04/2012 at 7:50pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy

Today, I photoshopped a picture for my Facebook profile so my stomach would look a little flatter. I came back later, only to find someone had said, "What in God's name is this? Is your belly duck-facing?" and half a dozen other insults. FML

by Cam / 05/21/2012 at 6:38pm / United Kingdom (Devon) / Miscellaneous