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About neeni88 : I automatically thumb up comments that make me literally LOL. That's what I come on this site/app to do mostly - laugh.

I definitely have a FML situation... I just don't know how to make it funny.

Anyway, if you wanna send me a message, go right ahead. I'm a nice girl and I don't bite - unlike my parrots. :-)

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Today, I saw a little girl digging in the gravel inside the fireworks tent I work in. After she and her family left, I went and used my foot to smooth out the mound she'd made. In doing so, I discovered that she wasn't digging, she was burying. She'd pooped. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48763) - you deserved it (4600)

On 07/04/2013 at 1:18am - kids - by brokeandhungry - United States

Today, the massive bogey that had been dangling precariously from my manager's nose for half an hour finally detached itself. Into my coffee. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46713) - you deserved it (5062)

On 07/03/2013 at 5:09am - work - by melons (woman) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today, my crush kissed me for the first time. However, my hair was falling into my face and getting in the way. No problem, I wear a wig so without thinking, I simply removed it. I don't think he'll kiss me again anytime soon. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50253) - you deserved it (19300)

On 06/30/2013 at 6:58am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, the weather was so hot that I couldn't stop sweating profusely while using the restroom. Ever slipped off the toilet seat and hit the floor hard due to ass-sweat? Not a pleasant experience. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50118) - you deserved it (6192)

On 06/27/2013 at 4:27pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, someone came into the store I work at, laughed at my name on my name-tag, and left without even buying anything. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39554) - you deserved it (3774)

On 06/26/2013 at 5:07am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I faced my severe phobia of spiders in order to remove a rather large one from my home. After 20 minutes of desperate struggling, it was finally taken care of. Relieved, I sat down and glanced across the hallway just in time to see a second, equally large spider strutting across the wall. FML

Today, I went on a date with a seemingly really awesome guy. It went quite well, until dessert came and he started telling me why bestiality "isn't really so wrong, you know?" Riiiggghhttt. Looks like I'm still single. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45759) - you deserved it (4185)

On 06/23/2013 at 3:39pm - love - by kittyfiddlernono (woman) - Bulgaria (Pernik)

Today, while volunteering at a local museum, I politely told an elderly gentleman to have a nice day. He responded by yelling "NO" and storming off. Everyone looked at me like I was some sort of monster. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40328) - you deserved it (3053)

On 06/22/2013 at 5:16pm - misc - by me - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was lectured by a self-professed vegan over my "barbaric" eating habits, in between her scarfing down a tuna fish sandwich. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38243) - you deserved it (2743)

On 06/15/2013 at 12:13pm - misc - by fuckedbyahipster (man) - Finland

Today, I was going through my daughter's contacts, except all of them had names from Harry Potter. I found the name "Mom." I was relieved I didn't have some silly name, until I realized it wasn't my number; it was her father's new wife. My number was under "Voldemort." FML


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On 06/15/2013 at 12:19am - kids - by Jill (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was using a public toilet, when someone in the next stall reached under, grabbed at my low-hanging toilet paper and pulled at it at an insane speed, whispering some kind of weird chant. Then he suddenly stopped, screamed, and ran out. What the hell happened in there? FML


I agree, your life sucks (50651) - you deserved it (3379)

On 06/13/2013 at 12:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I left my dog in the car while I quickly ran into a store. I came out to a woman smashing at my window, screaming that it was too hot in the car for the dog and saying I was being inhumane. The car was still running and the air conditioning was on. FML


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On 06/12/2013 at 12:47pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get intimate for the first time. He said he didn't want to use a condom, and that I should just give him one of my birth control pills instead, "so we can still be just as safe". What the hell? FML


I agree, your life sucks (70396) - you deserved it (9630)

On 06/07/2013 at 5:20pm - intimacy - by what the fuck (woman) - United Kingdom (Ealing)

Today, I saw mice eating from my cat's food dish, again. Where is my cat? He's busy bringing in more mice, birds, and once even an unharmed chipmunk through his cat door. FML

Today, I witnessed a large woman pee on a pregnancy test in the middle of a Walmart parking lot, clean herself off, then wander around with the test hanging out of her mouth, waiting for her result. Where in the name of Christ do these people come from? FML


I agree, your life sucks (72250) - you deserved it (4424)

On 06/02/2013 at 2:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

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