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About ncbeach22 : Let's see, travel and photography are what I do and enjoy doing for a living. Will add more later when the caffeine kicks in.

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Today, I went out to eat. When I walked into the restaurant, a lady approached me and said she'd seat me soon. After a long wait, I saw that same lady leave. Then I realized she didn't actually work there and was just screwing with me. FML


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On 06/16/2015 at 12:13pm - misc - by VHBJ - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I came home to find my drunken father sitting on our front lawn. He had a blanket, lit candle, and was singing with his eyes closed. He told me he believed he was Buddha from watching the history channel. Meanwhile, cars were driving by our house beeping, and yelling "praise the lord!" FML


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On 09/19/2010 at 10:13pm - misc - by embaressed (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I realized the guy I like is not deaf. This would normally be good news. However, for the past two weeks I assumed he was deaf after seeing him use sign language. I've been openly talking about him within earshot. FML


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On 09/14/2010 at 4:00pm - love - by Jackie - United States (California)

Today, I had a conference with my dad, my counselor, and my history and English teachers because my dad was "concerned" about my grades in those two classes. We talked for a while and it was going well, then my counselor asked what I wanted to study in college. I said I wanted to be a teacher. He laughed. FML


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On 09/13/2010 at 10:56pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I threw a party at my girlfriend's house before her parents came home from vacation. After the party, I found all of her mom's favorite wine glasses broken. I spent $500 on new glasses, and wrote a huge apology for the party and the damage. She got home and told me that they were already broken. FML


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On 07/30/2010 at 12:26am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went to bed with three hot, half-naked girls beneath me. I was in the bunk above. Alone. FML


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On 07/27/2010 at 10:43am - intimacy - by lonelyguy321 - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, my boyfriend bought a pogo stick. Now he rides it more than he rides me. FML


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On 07/11/2010 at 9:35pm - intimacy - by RachelVanLannen9 (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

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