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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 June 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1206
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About naznafeathers : Just a simple girl, obsessed as can be with the Legend of Zelda, and cats.

I do not have a kik, sorry. Also it's a little annoying when I get countless messages everyday from guys who just say "hey" or "whuddup." I strongly dislike idle banter from people I don't know.

I will happily reply to people who actually try to converse with me. I enjoy messages about loving my favorite video game series very much and I can talk about that for hours.

I am happily taken, by an Irish man with gorgeous blue eyes. He is the love of my life.

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Today, like every day since I was born, my name is Yarenis, pronounced "ja-ra-nees. For some reason, everybody pronounce it "your anus". FML


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On 12/24/2013 at 5:45am - misc - by yarenis - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled "FIRST, BITCHES!" FML


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On 12/14/2013 at 1:50pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, I found out that since there are 3 people with the same name as me at work, I'm known as "the ugly one". FML


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On 11/28/2013 at 6:41am - work - by anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after getting a root canal, I told my mother how boring it was just sitting there with my mouth open for ages while the dentist did his work. She then told me how she had to do the same kind of thing on her anniversary night with my father. FML


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On 11/23/2013 at 4:57pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Argentina

Today, my friends started calling me "Soberman" because I recently gave up alcohol and have a Doberman. Normally, I wouldn't mind the nickname, but they call me Soberman everywhere. My new boss now thinks it's because I AM an alcoholic. FML


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On 11/20/2013 at 6:09am - misc - by juice723 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML


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On 11/19/2013 at 2:46pm - intimacy - by oops999 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, one of the special needs teens I work with confessed his love for me. It was cute until he put his erection on my leg and attempted to hump me. FML

Today, I broke my tooth nearly in half. On a completely unrelated note, the Jew's Harp is my new least-favorite instrument. FML

Today, while I was working out, I was listening to music with my earbuds in. The Pokémon theme started playing and I begun singing along. It wasn't too long after that I remembered I was in a crowded gym on a military base. FML


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On 10/31/2013 at 7:18pm - misc - by GymBattle (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend accused me of cheating because according to him, our child does not have his hair color, eye color, or other facial features. Our son is five days old, bald and hasn't opened his eyes much. The closest thing I can probably compare him to is an old, wrinkly potato. FML


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On 10/08/2013 at 5:55am - kids - by thisguy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, as I was getting my nails done at a salon, the owner pulled my head back against the chair in front of all the customers and began to tweeze my eyebrows. When I exclaimed that I didn't pay for that service, she replied, "I don't care. This needs done." FML


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On 09/15/2013 at 9:21pm - misc - by BaMiTsAnYa (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out that Cheetos are flammable, as is my hair. FML

Today, I actually had to explain to my husband why his habit of wiping his boogers off into our baby's hair has to stop. FML


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On 08/29/2013 at 12:26pm - misc - by grossedout (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my dad, under threats of disowning me, insisted that I offer my sister a job in my company. I run my own law firm, she is a hairdresser. FML


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On 08/15/2013 at 9:34am - work - by lawman (man) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I went on a date with a guy I really liked. The date was going great until he decided to try flossing his teeth with my hair. FML


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On 08/13/2013 at 12:07pm - love - by hairless by death - United States (California)

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