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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6440
  • Number of comments : 57
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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natheitz's favorite FMLs

Today, I was consoling my drunk husband as he violently emptied his stomach contents into our toilet. One particular retch made me nauseous, and I vomited all down his back, causing him to turn his head and vomit all over the wall. I got to clean it all up. FML

#20108214
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24658) - you deserved it (4962)

On 10/08/2012 at 9:55pm - love - by hnickell93 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my mom gives my brother tips on how to hurt my feelings the most. FML

#20107287
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29475) - you deserved it (1915)

On 10/08/2012 at 11:08am - misc - by LovedByFamily (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he said that I should go to the bathroom so we don't end up pregnant. When I asked why, he said that I need to "pee out the semen." I explained to him 5 times that I don't pee out of my vagina. He still doesn't get it. FML

#20107225
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37666) - you deserved it (6101)

On 10/08/2012 at 10:07am - intimacy - by bucollegegirl (woman) - United States

Today, at work, my boss asked me why I wasn't adhering to proper dress code. I pointed out that skinny jeans are in the dress code, to which he replied, "Only if you're skinny." FML

#20102886
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22233) - you deserved it (11947)

On 10/05/2012 at 12:40pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, as an introduction to the history of China, I asked my APA World History class to write a 500 word essay on a historical Chinese person. Out of a class of 18, five of them were about Mulan. FML

#20102571
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21391) - you deserved it (4595)

On 10/05/2012 at 5:47am - work - by desperate (woman) - Malta

Today, while at my job as a hairdresser, I was giving an elderly client a perm and I thought she'd fallen asleep. She'd died. FML

#20102415
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49310) - you deserved it (2109)

On 10/05/2012 at 1:49am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I chaperoned a school dance. A song I knew came on, and, wanting to be the fun teacher, I danced around a little. The students then pointed and laughed. I graduated in '87 and high school still hurts. FML

#20102154
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23530) - you deserved it (6061)

On 10/04/2012 at 10:44pm - work - by highschoolsucks - United States

Today, I have so much ass-acne that it hurts to sit. FML

#20101066
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29133) - you deserved it (5866)

On 10/04/2012 at 5:33am - health - by Chamorru (man) - United States

Today, my seemingly normal girlfriend decided to erase every girl's name out of my phone. Family and all. FML

#20101015
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24596) - you deserved it (2942)

On 10/04/2012 at 3:13am - love - by DCarreon (man) - United States (California)

Today, I used the phrase "bitch please" in real life. It was funny until the "bitch" bitch-slapped me in the face. FML

#20100764
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7586) - you deserved it (28646)

On 10/03/2012 at 11:14pm - misc - by staticman101 - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to play Twister. Her parents watched us the whole time, making sure we didn't touch. FML

#20100263
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23770) - you deserved it (2240)

On 10/03/2012 at 6:03pm - misc - by tehaustiebear (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went on a bad first date and the guy was more into it than me. I tried to scare him away by only speaking in robot voice, with robot arms. He thought it was adorable, and told me I reminded him of his mother. FML

#20098216
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13253) - you deserved it (25348)

On 10/02/2012 at 10:42am - love - by Queso Dog (woman) - Japan

Today, I was sitting in the park with my new dog; I got her from the pound last week. We were enjoying the sun when I noticed that every time a black person walked past, she'd bark like crazy. Great, my dog is a racist. FML

#20097984
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27328) - you deserved it (2844)

On 10/02/2012 at 3:10am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was getting a bikini wax to prove to my husband that I could be sexy despite being five months pregnant. As the woman was applying the wax, she said, "You know, if I wanted to, I'm in the perfect spot to reach in and steal that baby." FML

#20097870
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27237) - you deserved it (3464)

On 10/02/2012 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I finally realized how stupid I am, when I answered a question correctly in class and my teacher started clapping and cheering. FML

#20096827
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19871) - you deserved it (3870)

On 10/01/2012 at 2:24pm - misc - by dumbgirl4lyf (woman) - Ireland (Monaghan)



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