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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 8447
  • Number of comments : 61
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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natheitz's favorite FMLs

Today, I was house-sitting for my friend. He was late to return and I ended up falling asleep on the couch and having a dream where I violently shat myself and suddenly developed a six-pack. When I woke up, I found the dream was half true. FML

#21495080
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23404) - you deserved it (2158)

On 11/21/2015 at 5:03am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I did such a bad job explaining the recent change from daylight savings time, that my 5-year-old son is now convinced that we're time travellers. FML

#21489205
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20703) - you deserved it (4419)

On 11/06/2015 at 12:02pm - kids - by badmom (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got fired from my dream job. I found out today that the girl who trained me lied and taught me how to do things wrong, so that when she got back from maternity leave, she could get me fired and take her job back. My new coworkers were in on her plan from the beginning. FML

#21487037
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28990) - you deserved it (1449)

On 11/01/2015 at 7:05pm - work - by sabotaged - United States (California)

Today, I tried to hold my new boyfriend's hand while on a date. He let go quickly though, letting me know that we aren't at "that stage" of the relationship yet. We've been having sex for two weeks now. FML

#21485280
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26935) - you deserved it (5282)

On 10/28/2015 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I called a doctor's office for a referral. I was in public, so when she asked me what type of issue I had, I mumbled that I had a vaginal issue. After painstakingly having to repeat this several times, she said she was asking what kind of insurance I have. FML

#21485084
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22327) - you deserved it (4126)

On 10/27/2015 at 4:16pm - health - by Jess -

Today, I was intently watching my odometer to see it change from 99,999 to 100,000 when I ran into the back of another vehicle. FML

#21484127
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12625) - you deserved it (29578)

On 10/25/2015 at 9:13am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I received the honorary title of "student of the month," because I'm the only quiet kid during class. Truth is, I just have no friends. I was given an award for being socially awkward. FML

#21483523
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24211) - you deserved it (2353)

On 10/23/2015 at 6:33pm - misc - by AlwaysAfraid (woman) - United States

Today, I got mugged for my phone. I stupidly offered to give the guy my money if he'd let me keep my phone. He took both. FML

#21483322
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13338) - you deserved it (22482)

On 10/23/2015 at 7:08am - money - by Muina (woman) - Morocco (Meknes-Tafilalet)

Today, my blind date tried to sell me a vacuum. I bought it. FML

Today, after submitting my college application, I noticed that I mistyped "math enthusiast" as "meth enthusiast". FML

#21481486
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24660) - you deserved it (7495)

On 10/18/2015 at 3:18pm - work - by RIPcareer - United States (Maryland)

Today, I accidentally Googled "best types of incest" instead of "best types of incense" on the family computer. The parental controls went nuts. I'm now grounded, and my parents are convinced I need psychiatric help. FML

#21481043
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25858) - you deserved it (2580)

On 10/17/2015 at 9:17am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, my boyfriend of two years told me that he sees no future with me. It's alright though, because he says we can still "coast along" until he meets someone else. FML

#21480863
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25052) - you deserved it (1914)

On 10/16/2015 at 7:08pm - love - by screwyouchris - United Kingdom (Brighton and Hove)

Today, my parents pranked me hard. They spent breakfast messing with my head, all to convince me that I was dreaming. I got so excited at finally having a lucid dream that I ran outside in my pajamas, yelling "Woo-hoo!" and trying to fly. Nothing happened. People saw. FML

#21475461
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16074) - you deserved it (21934)

On 10/02/2015 at 6:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I saw my ex boyfriend walking down the street in my direction. I've put on a bunch of weight since we broke up, so I turned to look in the nearest shop window, hoping he wouldn't notice. Unfortunately he did see me, looking straight at a KFC. FML

#21474925
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24871) - you deserved it (6309)

On 10/01/2015 at 8:16am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML

#21472551
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25679) - you deserved it (7250)

On 09/25/2015 at 9:46am - love - by helpme (woman) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)



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