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nathansmith1211

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nathansmith1211

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About nathansmith1211 : Hey I'm finally finished high school. I play basketball and football. I like sports and beer

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nathansmith1211's favorite FMLs

Today, for my birthday, my boyfriend made me a coupon book. I thought it was sweet until I noticed they were all conditional. For example; "Give your boyfriend a blowjob and he'll give you a 10 minute back massage!". They're all like that and he's mad because I refuse to use them. FML

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117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32375) - you deserved it (3639)

On 05/28/2015 at 11:39pm - intimacy - by shmoooopie (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my ex, whom I haven't seen in two years, contacted me. She was great company back in the day, wild in bed, the most attractive person I've ever dated, and totally uninterested in a serious relationship. She wants me to fix her computer. FML

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97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27928) - you deserved it (4740)

On 09/19/2011 at 8:20pm - love - by Tech Savvy (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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