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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 18 February 1999 (16 years)
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  • Number of visits : 908
  • Number of comments : 74
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 21 posted

About nataliewby : I will not send nudes in a house,
I will not send them with a mouse,
I will not send them here or there,
I will not send them anywhere.
I will not send nude pics on Kik,
I will not send nudes, suck a dick.

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nataliewby's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to get a physical, forgetting I'd shaved my pubes the day before and still had bad razor burn. My doctor told me I had "dicken pox" and was prescribing me with shaving cream. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27034) - you deserved it (6352)

On 03/10/2015 at 12:45pm - health - by parkoursam - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to give me a naked massage. She straddled my back and started rubbing, then she sneezed and peed on me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40431) - you deserved it (4180)

On 02/02/2015 at 11:36pm - love - by bootyislife - United States (Washington)

Today, my girlfriend gave me my first handjob. I was nervous, so when she went to do it, I panicked and yelled, "Firmly grasp it!" She then couldn't stop laughing because it was a line from SpongeBob. FML

Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43038) - you deserved it (3834)

On 09/29/2014 at 12:48pm - health - by impure - United States

Today, I bought a large ice cream cake. No, there's no occasion, but I did ask the cashier to write "Happy Birthday" on it, just so she wouldn't know I was going to eat it all myself. FML


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On 09/05/2014 at 8:13pm - misc - by tbee - United States (Illinois)

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