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About nataliewby : I will not send nudes in a house,
I will not send them with a mouse,
I will not send them here or there,
I will not send them anywhere.
I will not send nude pics on Kik,
I will not send nudes, suck a dick.
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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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Today, my girlfriend gave me my first handjob. I was nervous, so when she went to do it, I panicked and yelled, "Firmly grasp it!" She then couldn't stop laughing because it was a line from SpongeBob. FML
Today, I was home on leave and having breakfast with my parents and my younger brothers. I guess I got too used to the rougher language around the Army barracks where I'm stationed. At the breakfast table I asked my Mom to "pass me the f***ing butter". FML
Wednesday 20 May 2015