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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 18 February 1999 (16 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1159
  • Number of comments : 93
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 28 posted

About nataliewby : I will not send nudes in a house,
I will not send them with a mouse,
I will not send them here or there,
I will not send them anywhere.
I will not send nude pics on Kik,
I will not send nudes, suck a dick.

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Today, I was singing along to my favorite song when a giant bug flew into my mouth. I was so shocked I almost swallowed it. After I was done freaking out, my sister wanted to throw the bug a big funeral for its "heroic sacrifice" in shutting me up. FML


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On 08/01/2015 at 4:29am - animals - by funnnyyyyy -_- (woman) - Nepal

Today, as if having an old man shit on the floor of the busy restaurant I work at wasn't bad enough, my manager made a video commentating over the camera footage of me discovering said giant pile of shit, and shared it with the entire staff. This is going to haunt me forever. FML

Today, I had to sit through an entire conversation where my sister and her boyfriend sent voice messages to one another, of their farts. FML


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On 07/30/2015 at 6:04pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, my crackhead neighbour got slightly annoyed at my 2-day-old daughter's late-night wailing. Well, I think so, anyway, as she politely requested us to "SHUT THAT CUNT KID UP." or she would "BLOW BOTH OUR HOUSES UP, YOU FUCKING ASSFUCKS." But I'm not 100% sure. FML


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On 05/29/2015 at 11:51pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I went to get a physical, forgetting I'd shaved my pubes the day before and still had bad razor burn. My doctor told me I had "dicken pox" and was prescribing me with shaving cream. FML

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to give me a naked massage. She straddled my back and started rubbing, then she sneezed and peed on me. FML


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On 02/02/2015 at 11:36pm - love - by bootyislife - United States (Washington)

Today, my girlfriend gave me my first handjob. I was nervous, so when she went to do it, I panicked and yelled, "Firmly grasp it!" She then couldn't stop laughing because it was a line from SpongeBob. FML

Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML


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On 09/29/2014 at 12:48pm - health - by impure - United States

Today, I bought a large ice cream cake. No, there's no occasion, but I did ask the cashier to write "Happy Birthday" on it, just so she wouldn't know I was going to eat it all myself. FML


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On 09/05/2014 at 8:13pm - misc - by tbee - United States (Illinois)

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