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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 October 1998 (16 years)
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TODAY.. . I AD TO BAIL MA BROTER OUT OF JAIL BECAUSE E STARTED A FIGT WIT A GUYO DIDN'T LIKE OWLS . MEGA FML

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99 comments

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On 03/10/2014 at 4:22am - misc - by are you kidding me? - United Kingdom (Ealing)

TODAY... I HAVE EXACTLY 204 SNOWFLAKE SAVED ONTO MAH COMPUTER... ALL OF WHICH I MADE ON THIS SNOWFLAKE-MAKING WEBSITE. THIS IS WHAT MAH LIFE HAS COME TO. FML

#21076482
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32851) - you deserved it (8939)

On 03/03/2014 at 12:18am - misc - by ealovan - United States (Iowa)

Today, I tried to kill a spider by throwing a shoe at it. All it did was slice the spider's egg sac open, releasing all its babies. FML

#21076106
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52578) - you deserved it (13404)

On 03/02/2014 at 5:38pm - animals - by Anonytard - Canada (Ontario)

yesterday an fir the past 38 weeks of mah pregnancy , mah husband decided to amuse himself by following me around , makinghale noises. FML

#21074731
107 comments

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On 03/01/2014 at 5:42am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today... I went to the arcade with mah dad... an we decided to try out the hurricane simulator... which blast 60mph air around in an enclosed space. My dad farted halfway through. FML

#21066497
88 comments

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On 02/20/2014 at 12:45pm - misc - by begging for air - United States (Oregon)

yesterday I was out wit girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began a guy approacd an askd "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprisd me by saying "Sure!" As I was about to protest te guy cut me off an said "Sorry miss I was asking im."

#21059471
192 comments

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On 02/13/2014 at 8:31pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, te boy wo sits next to me in class accidentally dropped is sketc pad. It turns out e's really talented at drawing portraits. Tey're so good tat I could recognize myself in all of tem. FML

#21058436
30 comments

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On 02/12/2014 at 8:12pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my house is on lockdown . I recently moved to Georgia from Rhode Island to be with my boyfriend . The state is on high alert 4 an ice storm . I'm stuck inside with my terrified boyfriend, who's calling it "the storm of the century" . I used to walk to school in this weather . FML

#21058111
235 comments

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On 02/12/2014 at 1:25pm - misc - by Stuck - United States (Georgia)

Yesterday, I yelled at mah boyfriend's cat fir staring at me, then cried about it fir an hour!! Pregnancy life!! FML

#21056743
83 comments

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On 02/10/2014 at 10:16pm - animals - by alii2349 - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I'm a little over a month pregnant. My fiancé has decidd that if we both act lyk I'm not pregnant, ( the babby will get the hint an go away ). FML

#21050194
124 comments

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On 02/04/2014 at 9:50am - kids - by LadyDeadpool88 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Yesterday , fir our anniversary , I sang boyfriend a heartfelt , self-written song . The frst thing he said when I finishd was "Your fly is open." FML

#21046895
81 comments

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On 02/01/2014 at 3:11am - love - by zippersaremoreimportantthansentiments (woman) - United States (Alabama)

2day my evening was shot to hell when I found my pregnant wife on the floor, sobbing because we'd run out of cheese sticks. mega FML

#21046394
140 comments

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On 01/31/2014 at 5:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I finally finished making mah daughter's wedding cake. When I checked on it later, I found a large slice had been cut out. I soon found out that mah husband had instagrammed himself eating it, with the caption ( #guiltypleasures ). FML

#21046154
118 comments

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On 01/31/2014 at 11:36am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

2day I took a nap in mah car right after finishing up at work. I was woken up by a hobo sitting in the passenger seat watching me sleep. Apparently he'd managd to unlock the door with a wre hanger. mega FML

#21027083
122 comments

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On 01/13/2014 at 10:31pm - misc - by ShelterForTheHomless (woman) - United States (California)

Today, aftar his sixth baar, my dad lookad ma in tha aya and said "I'va navar forgivan you fir wat you did to your mothar's vagina" . FML

#21025234
112 comments

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On 01/12/2014 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)



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