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  • Town/Country : Malden, United States
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Saturday 9 November 1940 (74 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 316
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, while teaching my class, I hooked my laptop up to the projector and put on a documentary. I left it playing and went to the toilet. When I came back the whole class was talking to my mother. She must've Skyped me while I was gone and someone answered the call. FML

#21409928
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32243) - you deserved it (7060)

On 05/14/2015 at 8:42am - work - by HiddlePuff - Australia

Today, the guy I broke up with for not putting any effort into the relationship asked if he could make it up to me by taking me out to lunch. He stood me up. FML

#21400557
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31364) - you deserved it (6203)

On 04/27/2015 at 10:49am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, the guy I broke up with for not putting any effort into the relationship asked if he could make it up to me by taking me out to lunch. He stood me up. FML

#21400557
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31364) - you deserved it (6203)

On 04/27/2015 at 10:49am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my little sister filled the huge house I spent over a week building in Minecraft with TNT. She then demanded I give her all the money in my wallet, or she'd blow it all up. She's now $86.25 richer, and my parents think it's too hilarious to make her give me my money back. FML

#21399271
265 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25832) - you deserved it (22595)

On 04/24/2015 at 11:23pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my dad sat me down and angrily accused me of doing drugs, all because he's noticed I've recently become a lot more energetic and emotional than usual. The truth is, I'd been smoking weed daily for 3 years and just decided to never smoke it again 2 weeks ago. FML

#21397872
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29938) - you deserved it (5227)

On 04/22/2015 at 9:39am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML

#21371084
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (149) - you deserved it (2526)

On 03/09/2015 at 9:55am - love - by generic_name123 - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, my nutjob girlfriend dumped me for refusing to stop talking to my best friend, just because she's a woman. Before she left, my now-ex decided to punish me by destroying the dissertation I've spent months working on, along with both backups of it. FML

#21337587
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35884) - you deserved it (3899)

On 01/15/2015 at 12:23pm - love - by Can I press charges? (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I found my intoxicated step-father in our back yard trying to domesticate a stray opossum, attempting to give it steak and malt liquor. FML

#21334215
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26343) - you deserved it (1922)

On 01/09/2015 at 10:41pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I found my intoxicated step-father in our back yard trying to domesticate a stray opossum, attempting to give it steak and malt liquor. FML

#21334215
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26343) - you deserved it (1922)

On 01/09/2015 at 10:41pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I found my intoxicated step-father in our back yard trying to domesticate a stray opossum, attempting to give it steak and malt liquor. FML

#21334215
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26343) - you deserved it (1922)

On 01/09/2015 at 10:41pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I found my intoxicated step-father in our back yard trying to domesticate a stray opossum, attempting to give it steak and malt liquor. FML

#21334215
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26343) - you deserved it (1922)

On 01/09/2015 at 10:41pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I found my intoxicated step-father in our back yard trying to domesticate a stray opossum, attempting to give it steak and malt liquor. FML

#21334215
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26343) - you deserved it (1922)

On 01/09/2015 at 10:41pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I found my intoxicated step-father in our back yard trying to domesticate a stray opossum, attempting to give it steak and malt liquor. FML

#21334215
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26343) - you deserved it (1922)

On 01/09/2015 at 10:41pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I found my intoxicated step-father in our back yard trying to domesticate a stray opossum, attempting to give it steak and malt liquor. FML

#21334215
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26343) - you deserved it (1922)

On 01/09/2015 at 10:41pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I found my intoxicated step-father in our back yard trying to domesticate a stray opossum, attempting to give it steak and malt liquor. FML

#21334215
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26343) - you deserved it (1922)

On 01/09/2015 at 10:41pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)



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