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Today , While Bieng Robbed , A Man Heroically Chased Down The Robber And Got My Purse Back. He Then Looked At The Distance Between Us , Turned The Other Way And Ran Off With It. FML

#15974140
113 comments

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On 04/29/2011 at 2:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

#15962479
230 comments

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On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -

Today, I was out shopping. It was fine until mah dental crossbow broke as I was laughing. The springs locked, and I couldn't close mah mouth. The orthodontist couldn't see me fir two hours, leaving me to walk around town with mah mouth hanging open like a psychopath. FML

Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML

#15896791
182 comments

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On 04/23/2011 at 11:20am - kids - by parentof5 (man) - United States

Today I picked up on a telemarketer and started speaking in Portuguese!! It turns out that this particular telemarketer looool spoke it as well!! Every time I hung up he called back!! Telemarketers get really excited when they find out someone else speaks there language!! FML

#15853054
113 comments

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On 04/19/2011 at 11:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Yesterday... while enjoying a nice dinner out... I observed a homeless man giggling hysterically to himself while wiping boogers on my bike seat an handlebars. big fat FML

#15844059
102 comments

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On 04/19/2011 at 4:23am - misc - by BerkeleyBiker (woman) - United States (California)

yastarday mah 5 waak old puppy dacidd to slaap batwaan mah haad and tha haadboard of mah bd. I snaazd and mah puppy got so scard it causd him to paa on ma. FML

#15833308
136 comments

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On 04/18/2011 at 12:10pm - misc - by Wendie - United States (California)

TODAY, I WALKED INTO A ROOM, WHERE A GUY WAS VIOLENTLY PICKING HIS NOSE. HE KEPT PICKING. A VERY PRETTY GIRL WALKED IN AFTER ME, AND HE IMMEDIATELY STOPPED AND SAT UP STRAIGHT. APPARENTLY, I'M TOO UGLY TO MOTIVATE STRANGERS TO STOP EXCAVATING THERE NASAL CAVITIES. BIG FAT FML

#15546142
125 comments

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On 03/29/2011 at 1:12pm - misc - by uggo - United States

today I cleaned up mah dog's crap after mah wife asked me . 5 minutes later she yelled at me for being lazy as she slammed the door leaving for work . My dog shit in the exact same spot apparently to make me look stupid . FML

#14952962
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On 02/12/2011 at 9:17pm - animals - by Username - United States (Kentucky)

2day I was walking in the park with my boyfriend of 3 yeres. He stopped an knelt down in front of me. I started to panic, then he told me to calm down, my shoe was untied. FML

#14908871
94 comments

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On 02/09/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by maddie! - United States (New York)

Today at work ilst on old to an important client I said to my co-workers "F*cking ell tis woman sounds ig as looool a kite". I eard a coug on te oter end of te pone. All calls r recorded. fat FML

#14729337
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On 01/27/2011 at 6:20am - work - by GHTD (man) - United Kingdom (Solihull)

today I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying "I love you." looool FML

#14725395
65 comments

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On 01/26/2011 at 9:53pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

2day I was driving to a blind date my friend set me up on!! Feeling pretty excited, I started singing to Katy Perry!! I look over to see a man laughing at me, I flipped him the bird and drove off!! Little did I know, he was my date!! mega FML

#14695021
100 comments

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On 01/24/2011 at 3:08am - love - by unknown - United States (California)

Today, mah boyfriend tickled me . In between laughs, I warned him that I was going to pee myself . He didn't believe me . After I actually did, he suggested we use a "safety word" from now on so that he will knowhen I'm bieng serious . mega FML

#14691399
96 comments

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On 01/23/2011 at 9:47pm - misc - by embarrassed2 (woman) - United States

Today, mah extremely superstitious grlfriend called me and said she couldn't make it to the date I had planned tonight. Her reason? ( I sense something horrible is going to happen. ) I was planning to propose. FML

#14653951
64 comments

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On 01/20/2011 at 8:15pm - love - by fianceeless (man) - United States (California)



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