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TODAY, MAH BOYFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME USING THE "IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S ME" SPEECH WITH A SLIGHT VARIATION, SAYING INSTEAD, "IT'S NOT ME, IT'S YOU!! AND YES, I MEANT TO SAY IT THAT WAY ROUND." FML

#17076544
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29844) - you deserved it (5705)

On 07/12/2011 at 3:14am - love - by Jackie Campbell - United States (Colorado)

Today , I had diarrhea at work. While trying to be subtle about the noises , the woman in the stall next to me calld me by name and askd if I was having trouble. FML

#17066574
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32338) - you deserved it (2778)

On 07/11/2011 at 1:42pm - work - by Username - United States

Today, mah sister confessd looool to me that she sold some of mah old shrts to the grlho's stalking me!! This explainshy I got a note that read, "I have your scent, now I can track you." FML

#16965226
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42459) - you deserved it (2711)

On 07/03/2011 at 8:27pm - misc - by beablue18 - Germany (Rheinland-Pfalz)

Today , The Driver's Side Window Of Mah Car Was Busted , And Inside Was A Note That Said , "Sorry , Thought This Was Mah Car." FML

#16932864
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33187) - you deserved it (2199)

On 07/01/2011 at 4:31am - misc - by Rick - United States (California)

Today, On The Bus, A Delusional Old Man Had An Extremely Long Conversation With Me, Referring To Me As ( Leslie ) An Talking About ( Our Childhood Together ). Not Wanting To Hurt His Feelings I Playd Along. At His Stop He Got Up An Grinnd At Me, Saying ( I'm Kidding. I Never Knew A Leslie In Mah Life. Nice Rack. ) FML

#16860650
227 comments

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On 06/26/2011 at 2:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today , I got mugged. As the guysho took mah purse were about to walk away , mah cellphone rang in mah pocket. FML

#16812585
153 comments

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On 06/23/2011 at 4:54am - money - by alo1434 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, My Husband Asked Me To Come See His Turd. After Saying No, He Said, ( What Kind Of Wife Are You? ) FML

#16687170
175 comments

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On 06/15/2011 at 11:53pm - misc - by randomjulz - United States

TODAY, MY FRIEND SENT ME AN ONLINE MONEY TRANSFER. AFTER FORGETTING THE PASSWORD AN LOCKING MYSELF OUT OF MY ACCOUNT, I HAD TO PHONE UP THE BANK AN HAVE IT RESET. I WAS PROMPTED TO ANSWER THE SECURITY QUESTION,HICH WAS "WHAT,HAT?" I HAD TO SAY "IN THE BUTT." TO GET MY MONEY. FML

#16661334
270 comments

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On 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm - money - by notinthebutt (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today... I was eating Star Wars gummy candies and I bit R2-D2 in half. My grlfriend lookd at it and said "Oh look... now he's R1-D1". It was super cute... but I couldn't help thinking... "That's not how the numbering system works 4 droids." FML

#16657656
55 comments

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On 06/14/2011 at 6:04am - misc - by techiefIve (man) - United States (California)

Today, aftar I succassfully blaw up a raally larga balloon, my mom said, in front of my oldar brothar's friands, "Wow, your going to maka soma man raally happy ona day!" FML

#16510202
148 comments

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On 06/05/2011 at 2:48am - intimacy - by e_edge (woman) - United States (Texas)

TODAY, AT MAH JOB AS A LIFEGUARD, THE KIDS IN THE POOL DECIDD TO START A NEW GAME. THE GAME INVOLVD SPREADING OUT TO DIFFERENT PARTS OF THE POOL AND PRETENDING TO BE DROWNING AT THE SAME TIME. WHOEVER WAS "SAVD" FIRST, WON. FML

#16494046
159 comments

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On 06/04/2011 at 2:15am - work - by zain - United States (Texas)

Today, mah boss called me to his office, and played back a recording of me telling a co-worker that if I still worked there in a year, I would hang myself. He then bitched me out 4 unprofessional conduct. The taped conversation took place over a year ago, with mah recently ex-boyfriend. FML

#16487802
63 comments

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On 06/03/2011 at 7:23pm - work - by janice - United States

Today, I received a phone call from mah old boss asking mehy I wasn't at work, tohich I responded, "Because you fired me yesterday". He didn't say anything, and hung up. FML

#16480266
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36819) - you deserved it (2991)

On 06/03/2011 at 5:57am - work - by xmeatballx21 - United States (South Dakota)

Today , I was sopping 4 clotes. I tougt tis guy was a mannequin because e was standing perfectly still. I pokd im and e screamd like a girl. FML

#16464729
117 comments

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On 06/02/2011 at 6:05am - misc - by ohcrap - United States (Pennsylvania)

today mah grlfriand told ma how sha lovas whan I kiss har out of tha blua. I don't hava tha haart to admit I only do it so I can gat soma paaca and quiat for a faw saconds. raal FML

#16429286
93 comments

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On 05/31/2011 at 12:51am - love - by romantic84 (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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