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  • Town/Country : Montreal, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 21 June 1993 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2003
  • Number of comments : 149
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About nanxi : Flowers om nom.

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Visits<b>notthatgirl13</b> - the 08/28/2016 at 11:18am<b>VonDerLaque</b> - the 07/30/2016 at 8:23am<b>talon327</b> - the 05/22/2016 at 10:04pm<b>picklemonger</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 11:40pm<b>Rababco</b> - the 05/05/2016 at 2:05am<b>sam_nero</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 7:26am<b>care2love</b> - the 04/25/2016 at 6:07pm<b>dariusdeath</b> - the 04/24/2016 at 11:00am<b>dropbeatsnotbomb</b> - the 04/17/2016 at 9:56am<b>wolfstar126</b> - the 04/17/2016 at 8:46am<b>stoboutte</b> - the 03/29/2016 at 12:15am<b>jairienfaite</b> - the 03/10/2016 at 8:13pm<b>silentnick</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 11:51pm<b>Minnieal28</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 5:02pm<b>Seashells77</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 2:10am<b>unluckycharms69</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 10:12pm<b>Rainbow_Rhinos</b> - the 11/28/2015 at 2:26am<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 11/26/2015 at 12:07am

Fucked!<b>jairienfaite</b> - the 03/11/2016 at 2:13am<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/25/2015 at 11:50pm<b>fredyjabe</b> - the 11/20/2015 at 10:14pm<b>columbusthecat</b> - the 10/07/2015 at 9:26am<b>Exaspera</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 7:20am<b>Mornai</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 1:27am<b>jcp968</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 9:18pm<b>jasen352</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 6:03am<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 10:25am<b>dakatabg</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 3:01am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 1:16am<b>vikingchick</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 5:57am

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nanxi's favorite FMLs

Today, my daughter taught me the literal meaning of "When the shit hits the fan." FML

by WhosGoingToCleanThisUp / 02/26/2016 at 2:52pm / United Kingdom / Kids

Today, the guy I like asked me what he should do for the girl he has a crush on. I told him to give her flowers and tell her how he feels. Later that day my doorbell rang, and he stood there holding flowers. He said the magical words, "My car broke down, can you give me a lift?" FML

by Stacy / 07/13/2013 at 12:22am / United States / Love

Today, I wanted revenge on my college's drinks machine. For the past two days, it forgot to release a cup before pouring my coffee. This time, I had planned ahead; I put my money in, entered the code, and quickly inserted my own cup. It gave me hot water. FML

by Anonymous / 04/29/2013 at 3:25am / France / Money

Today, after I spent two hours trying to teach my girlfriend to play sudoku, she broke up with me, tearfully claiming that I'd made up a fake, imaginary game to make her feel stupid. FML

by Anonymous / 11/18/2012 at 7:13am / United States (New York) / Love

Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML

by oink401 / 11/05/2011 at 11:40am / Canada (Ontario) / Love

Today, I bought a used car from a friend of mine. After getting the car home and further inspecting it, I found one of my wife's earrings in the backseat. FML

by dane / 06/29/2010 at 2:07pm / United States (Iowa) / Love

Today, I brought my lunch to work in the only box I had lying around my apartment - a small one from FedEx. When I went to the bathroom before lunch, I returned to my desk to find that one of my coworkers had mailed my lunch back to my apartment. FML

by fedexed / 07/27/2009 at 3:12pm / United States (California) / Work

Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML

by goodbye / 03/08/2009 at 8:45pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love

Today, I was at a restaurant with a girl I like, and as I was getting my wallet out, I dropped a condom. She didn't see anything, and I didn't dare pick it up in case I drew attention to the "object". The waiter walked past, picked up, and held it out to me with a huge grin. FML

by Otherguy / 11/18/2008 at 2:36am / Love

Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML

by Kaji / 11/14/2008 at 6:20am / Intimacy

Today, I did a barbecue. My boss won't believe me tomorrow when I tell him that the main pages of his 2-months work file helped make the best sausages I've ever done. FML

by Sam / 10/30/2008 at 10:51am / Canada (Quebec) / Work