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nanner42
  • Town/Country : Paradise City, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 4 September 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 584
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About nanner42 : I like to write and have fun...and apparently my life is so boring that I never have any FML's happen D:

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Today, at Arby's, there were two cute guys behind me in line. Right before ordering, my dad said loudly "Go get the calorie sheet. You need to lose more weight before you think about going after those guys." FML

#14186357
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27887) - you deserved it (3651)

On 12/13/2010 at 1:29am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was at the DMV getting temporary tags for my new car. While waiting in line, a huge fat lady behind me felt the need to run her finger down the scar on the back of my neck. FML

#13033925
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27401) - you deserved it (1950)

On 09/13/2010 at 11:14am - misc - by dmvsucks (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I hired somebody to send me love letters. I'm that lonely. FML

#11890639
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33936) - you deserved it (17761)

On 07/15/2010 at 1:19am - love - by lonely (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML

#7957934
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29663) - you deserved it (2410)

On 02/07/2010 at 12:15am - love - by nekoneko (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he'd like to dress me in a squirrel suit and chase me through the forest. This was the surprising result of a discussion on how to spice up our love life. FML

#7753235
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22983) - you deserved it (3939)

On 01/31/2010 at 7:24pm - love - by JK (man) - United States (California)

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. Later on, his mom pulls me aside and tells me to back off, saying he will never marry someone like me and he should be with a nice girl like his ex. They broke up after he found her in his bed with his roomate. FML

#6369403
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30885) - you deserved it (1617)

On 11/19/2009 at 3:09pm - love - by thenewone (woman) - Brazil (Rio de Janeiro)

Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML

#5907906
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36337) - you deserved it (2852)

On 10/20/2009 at 12:26am - health - by 20lbknockout (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, the guy I'd been talking to online and liked came to my house party with a bunch of mutual friends. He spent the night sitting in the corner on the sofa talking to my cat. I woke up later to see that not only had he crashed for the night, but he'd curled up in the dog basket. FML

#5740729
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23776) - you deserved it (8053)

On 10/09/2009 at 2:48pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Greater London)

Today, at a family gathering, my aunt asked me when I was planning to have children. I'm only 16, I laughed and said not for a while, definitely not until I get married. My family shook their heads, and ignored me for the rest of the day. Apparently, teenage pregnancy is valued in my family. FML

#4555505
150 comments

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On 08/15/2009 at 7:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he suddenly stopped and walked to the kitchen. He decided to bake chocolate chip cookies in the midst of our intimacy. However, he told me we could still continue while the oven preheated. FML

#4010717
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44212) - you deserved it (6361)

On 07/24/2009 at 5:30pm - intimacy - by jcooh0lla (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was standing by the bed naked, waiting for my wife to come out of the bathroom. She opens the door and walks over to me, swinging her hips, wearing pratically nothing. About four feet from me, she trips on the edge of the floor mat, and uses my 'junk' to catch herself. FML

#3950301
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71640) - you deserved it (5682)

On 07/22/2009 at 10:12am - intimacy - by Gordon (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, the guy I've been sleeping with for the last three weeks got really drunk. I drove him home from the party and took care of him. At 2am he asked for the phone. When I asked what for, he said he wanted to drunk dial his girlfriend. FML

#3899326
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31710) - you deserved it (10701)

On 07/20/2009 at 3:10am - love - by TheOtherWoman (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was at a ballet recital with my friend, sitting between her and the mother of the head male ballerina. When he came on stage in obscenely tight white tights I whispered to my friend, "You can see his whole freaking package!" I'd whispered to the wrong side. FML

#1052920
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10449) - you deserved it (56658)

On 04/17/2009 at 11:19am - misc - by lalalohan (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my girlfriend's friend told her she had seen me shopping with a cute girl. When I came back home my girlfriend punched me in the face and asked who the girl was. Apparently her friend didn't tell her the cute girl was my three years old niece. I lost a tooth because of that punch. FML

#910905
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (83540) - you deserved it (4475)

On 04/11/2009 at 2:36am - love - by GotPunched (man) - Finland (Western Finland)

Today, I was at my boyfriends house and we were having sex. He has a game on in the background and one of his friends started talking to him. He immediately threw me off and said "I have to answer this." He went over to his computer and started talking to them. FML



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