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nandybear

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nandybearnandybear
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 31 December 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 483
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About nandybear : I'm shy. Like really shy. But also can be really funny. At least I think so.

I have a thing for animals. Especially reptiles.




If you're old enough to be my dad, I'm not gonna be interested. That's creepy.

nandybear's page activity

Visits<b>bocyboy99</b> - yesterday at 3:47pm<b>codytallica</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 10:59pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 6:33pm<b>MrFloooo</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 12:43am<b>Mart14</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 11:39am<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 6:07pm<b>ARetardedSeal</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 2:39pm<b>jackroarrr</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 10:26pm<b>BigxXxDeal</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 5:54pm<b>kporter26</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 12:02am<b>davisjenny81</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 8:44pm<b>mutiplyyou</b> - the 03/04/2015 at 8:02pm<b>oops6663</b> - the 03/04/2015 at 1:07am<b>PlainWhiteWalls</b> - the 02/08/2015 at 1:56am<b>greaterdane</b> - the 02/08/2015 at 1:25am<b>pepsiman404</b> - the 02/04/2015 at 2:11pm<b>MCRbae</b> - the 02/04/2015 at 1:29am<b>dietbacon</b> - the 02/03/2015 at 7:56am

Fucked!<b>MrFloooo</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 4:35pm<b>Mart14</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 8:35pm<b>_mittlieder_</b> - the 01/12/2015 at 6:16am<b>coleh1998</b> - the 11/29/2014 at 7:35am<b>anonymous188</b> - the 11/20/2014 at 7:25pm<b>Wheelman2178</b> - the 11/07/2014 at 1:56pm<b>Random1D5SosTeen</b> - the 11/04/2014 at 1:44pm

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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Today, I found out that the loving nickname my Chinese mother has been calling me my entire life essentially translates to "little retard". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51231) - you deserved it (5707)

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