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by Margo / 11/15/2011 at 10:16am / United States (Connecticut) / Kids
Today, I was cleaning mouse remains from the kitchen floor, left by my cat. I found a small round thing nearby. With no idea what it was, I picked it up and gave it a little squeeze to see if it was solid. It wasn't, and burst with great force onto my face. I'm pretty sure it was an eye. FML
by yuck / 11/15/2011 at 9:38am / United Kingdom (Bolton) / Animals
by caroline / 02/06/2009 at 10:29am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
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