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nananabatmannnn
  • Town/Country : Grand Junction, USA
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 March 1994 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 500
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About nananabatmannnn : I like Batman, Frerard, my cat, and apple juice. That is all.

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Today, I watched my boss try to stick a magnet to cardboard. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33731) - you deserved it (3163)

On 06/15/2011 at 1:46am - work - by MegaBear - United States

Today, my dad’s best friend, who has been his business associate for the past 28 years, took me to a Star Wars store for my 18th birthday. He put on a Darth Vader helmet, and imitating his voice, said: "I am your father." I laughed. It wasn’t a joke. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41447) - you deserved it (2813) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (63521) - you deserved it (2839)

On 09/19/2009 at 5:04pm - misc - by weddingcrashed (woman) - United States (California)



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