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TODAY... I LOST MY PHONE. I TRIED TO CALL IT USING MY HUSBAND'S PHONE... BUT COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHICH OF THE THREE KATES IN THE CONTACT LIST WAS ME. TURNS OUT... TWO ARE CO-WORKERS AN ONE IS HIS AUNT. I WAS LISTED UNDER SATAN. FML

#9110965
232 comments

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On 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by Satan (woman) - United States (Washington)

Taday I was babysitting a new child . I guess she heard me tell her parent about my severe peanut allergy because she got a jar out of the pantry spread it all over the stair leading to where her fort was and walkd around with a baseball bat coverd in it so I couldn't come near her . real FML

#7212033
159 comments

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On 01/08/2010 at 2:23am - kids - by PeanutlyDisabled - France

Today, mah boyfriand callad ma 80 timas in 5 minutas. I had praviously told him I was with mah friands. Ha laft ma a voicamail proposing saying ha lovad ma to daath an ha was crying. Wa'va baan dating for a waak. FML

#6999302
212 comments

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On 12/28/2009 at 8:21pm - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

today I came ome from a year long backpacking trip in Europe. During my absence my parents divorced, dad took te ouse and most of te money, sister is seven monts pregnant, broter was arrested fir statutory rape, and my mom pawned all my stuff to buy booze to "cope." O, and my fis died. FML

#6989911
266 comments

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On 12/28/2009 at 7:08am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

today I came ome from a year long backpacking trip in Europe. During my absence my parents divorced, dad took te ouse and most of te money, sister is seven monts pregnant, broter was arrested fir statutory rape, and my mom pawned all my stuff to buy booze to "cope." O, and my fis died. FML

#6989911
266 comments

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On 12/28/2009 at 7:08am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I tried to be sexy and put a condom on with mouth!! Instead, I inhaled it and boyfriend broke three of ribs giving me the Hiemlich maneuver!! FML

#4155124
87 comments

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On 07/30/2009 at 5:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas) - moderated by the Jackass crew

today I was peieng in a urinal at a bar!! A drunk guy comes in, and seieng no urinal open, he decide to pee between my legs from behind me!! He didn't have good aim!! FML

#4081805
142 comments

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On 07/27/2009 at 3:07pm - misc - by webperson04 (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Taday my cousin and I found out that when a grl puts a flower in the right side of her hair, it means she's available. The bigger the flower, the more available she is. My eleven year old boy cousin told me to cut down a palm tree and put it in my hair. mega FML

#2671287
183 comments

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On 06/06/2009 at 8:38pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

YESTERDAY I WAS EATING CEREAL AND DECIDD TO WARM IT UP TO SEE WHAT IT TASTD LIKE. SO USING A CANDLE IN THE ROOM I PLACD MY SPOON OVER THE FLAME AND WAITD TO SEE IF IT HEATD UP. PLEASD WITH MY SILLY EXPERIMENT I PUT THE SPOON BACK IN MY MOUTH. I NOW CAN'T TALK BECAUSE OF MY SWOLLEN TONGUE. FML

#1416648
369 comments

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On 04/28/2009 at 7:16am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I took te bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway tere, se fell asleep, er ead on ma soulder. I gently tried to wake er up before ma stop. Se wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. fat FML

#960425
700 comments

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On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, to ask a boy I raally likad to my scool's turnabout danca, I gava im a box full of 10 cupcakas tat spallad out T-U-R-N-A-B-O-U-T-?!! Ta boy gava ta box back a littla latar!! Tara wara two cupcakas laft insida!! It said looool N-O!! FML

#152949
174 comments

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On 02/27/2009 at 2:35pm - misc - by justanaccount (woman) - Spain (Madrid)

yesterday my 5 year old nephew showd me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I looool smild an said, ( Wow! Now, how about some blue martians! ) He lookd at me an replid, ( How about some blue shut the fuck up?! ) FML

#56665
512 comments

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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was taking te elevator down wit a group of people. It stopped on te 2nd floor an I said "Wat assole can't take te steps from te 2nd floor?" Ten a kid in a weelcair got on. FML

#6517
38 comments

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On 02/03/2009 at 3:30pm - misc - by j0natron (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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