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  • Town/Country : Huddersfield, United Kingdom
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 3 April 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3299
  • Number of comments : 113
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About n3rdzgotskillz : I'm Olivia, I study English Language with Creative Writing and I look a lot cooler than I actually am.

I have a hideous Yorkshire accent so don't even bother starting with the whole, "oooh, British girl! Crumpets and tea and scones!" thing because that's not how I sound at all. I'm just telling you so you don't get your hopes up.

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n3rdzgotskillz's favorite FMLs

Today, according to daycare, my son is behind in his potty training curriculum because we are not "celebrating his natural bodily functions" enough. He turned 2 a week ago, and he peed on our bed last night because we're trying to meet this demand. FML


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On 10/19/2015 at 6:15am - kids - by NotThePotty - United States (California)

Today, I was skating in the city when I slipped and fractured my arm. As I was lying in pain, a guy walked up to me, frisked my pocket and took my wallet. He then said: "It's nothing personal." FML


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On 10/20/2014 at 4:50am - misc - by ColdStones (man) - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, a nearby volcano erupted for the second time. We were all urged to keep our windows and doors closed in case of ash clouds. My father responded by opening every window and door and shouting, "Come at me, bro!" FML


Today, I went to visit my parents. Dad went on a religious tirade, and Mum got sick of him and pelted a Brazil nut at his head. Dad then lost his shit, and told Mum to go to her room and pray. I now remember why I moved out of home in the first place. FML


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On 09/13/2009 at 8:42am - misc - by Sigh (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned his name and he whispered, "I'm not David." Then, with an Italian accent, he said, "It's-a-me! Mario!" FML


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On 08/28/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, my nose was itchy. As I reached towards it to itch it, I sneezed ridiculously hard. I punched myself in the eye and now it's all purple and puffy. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43636) - you deserved it (9489)

On 08/18/2009 at 7:47am - health - by Ahhwtf (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, before I went to bed, I watched a terrifying movie with zombies. I woke up with a headache, a bloody nose, and my mom standing over me frantically asking me what was wrong. Apparently I had been "fighting the zombies off" in my sleep and had been punching myself in the face. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48174) - you deserved it (12772)

On 08/13/2009 at 2:17pm - misc - by fearofzombies (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out why my boyfriend gets so upset when I make jokes about him and his best guy friend being lovers. It's because they are. FML


I agree, your life sucks (67809) - you deserved it (8821)

On 08/10/2009 at 12:31pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML


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On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML


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On 02/11/2009 at 9:09pm - misc - by sober (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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