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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 792
  • Number of comments : 57
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About mzrobinson : Momma of 1. 21 years old.
I believe in karma, so it's all good. (;

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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mzrobinson's favorite FMLs

Today, I won a lottery looool at my local grocery store . Excitd, I went to claim my prize, only to discover it was a bottle of rd wine . I'm a recovering alcoholic . FML

#20858175
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42092) - you deserved it (3097)

On 08/28/2013 at 5:47pm - misc - by notsolucky - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I caught mah sistar aating crayons. Sha's 19. big fat FML

#20858152
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38906) - you deserved it (2746)

On 08/28/2013 at 5:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah mom came into mah room to give me a goodbye kiss!! Due to the routine of mah grlfriend doing the exact same thing in the exact same spot, I held the kiss way longer than wat a mother/son kiss should last!! My mom actually had to tell me to ( let go )!! FML

#20839296
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34522) - you deserved it (26895)

On 08/15/2013 at 9:06pm - misc - by deadman (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I Was Sleeping On An Airplane. I Dreamed That I Was Running Mah Hands Up And Down Mah Friend's Leg Sexually To Creep Him Out. I Woke Up And I Realized That I Was Running Mah Hand Up And Down The Leg Of The Old Man Sitting Next To Me.

#20408734
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38309) - you deserved it (23242)

On 12/20/2012 at 9:49am - intimacy - by joyness (woman) - Taiwan (T'ai-pei)

TODAY, MA DOG EAD-BUTTED ME IN TE MOUT SO ARD TAT MA LIP SPLIT OPEN. TWENTY MINUTES LATER, I UNTINKINGLY SPRAYED PERFUME DRECTLY INTO TE WOUND. FML

#20042763
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6733) - you deserved it (24164)

On 08/26/2012 at 2:27pm - animals - by g'day cunt (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I went to orientation fir college. They gave us a name tag an I tried to figure out how to putted it on fir a few minutes. After struggling with it I realized it was a sticker. FML

#19665526
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6483) - you deserved it (26001)

On 05/22/2012 at 11:27pm - work - by CollegeKID - United States

Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit 4 the last month cuz I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML

#19664729
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25221) - you deserved it (4097)

On 05/22/2012 at 9:24pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I lerend that shaving while feeling upset is a very bad idea. FML

#19661227
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18106) - you deserved it (6008)

On 05/22/2012 at 6:35am - health - by Anonymous - Philippines

Today, I had to excuse myself from the classroom so I could have a quick wank. This was cuz I somehow got extremely horny during a lesson on frog reproduction. mega FML

#19598772
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11844) - you deserved it (37807)

On 05/09/2012 at 6:19pm - intimacy - by polimeros (man) - Mexico (Queretaro de Arteaga)

Today, I found out where all mah missing pantie have gone, when mah 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML

#19598679
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27739) - you deserved it (2937)

On 05/09/2012 at 6:09pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today, looool my wife stabbed my hand with a fork, making it bleed . I'd only tried to take some fries from her plate . FML

#19595631
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19070) - you deserved it (32648) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/08/2012 at 11:48pm - misc - by Mouhahaa (man) - France



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