Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Offline (the 05/04/2015 at 6:03am) | Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2334
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About mzcupcakez : Don't chat me if you want my kik, whatsapp, or Skype. I will not give those out.

mzcupcakez's page activity

Visits<b>gopi</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 5:45pm<b>copierce</b> - the 12/27/2015 at 4:05am<b>exceswater</b> - the 12/17/2015 at 9:13am<b>deejflat</b> - the 12/16/2015 at 3:17pm<b>shjoh</b> - the 11/16/2015 at 1:52am<b>9Ja4cOb</b> - the 10/31/2015 at 2:05am<b>jacky75</b> - the 10/09/2015 at 11:32am<b>lil_jimmy</b> - the 08/08/2015 at 3:59pm<b>Alikia96</b> - the 08/06/2015 at 10:41pm<b>toowie</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 5:56am<b>Xhase</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 8:58pm<b>ComoEsJuan</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 10:17pm<b>huskies8</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 4:28pm<b>amine91</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 4:18pm<b>ryerye942</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 8:38pm<b>ricardof</b> - the 05/26/2015 at 6:59pm<b>Dougie_Bee</b> - the 05/25/2015 at 4:14pm<b>15Erik</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 10:38am

Fucked!<b>jacky75</b> - the 10/09/2015 at 5:32pm<b>tranced_</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 3:29am<b>jmcgee17</b> - the 03/25/2015 at 4:17pm<b>rafa015</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 1:28am<b>missa8604</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 10:11pm<b>natyemi15</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 4:45am<b>fifi125</b> - the 02/25/2015 at 9:22am<b>tournamentdecide</b> - the 02/25/2015 at 5:15am<b>rickyricoco</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 7:22am<b>P_B683</b> - the 02/18/2015 at 9:01pm<b>OhWhoCares</b> - the 02/14/2015 at 2:38am<b>SpcNemo</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 9:21am<b>iAmPaul</b> - the 02/08/2015 at 3:13am<b>shjoh</b> - the 02/04/2015 at 5:28am<b>narutoarya</b> - the 01/24/2015 at 8:45pm<b>15Erik</b> - the 01/11/2015 at 3:46am<b>carecow</b> - the 12/25/2014 at 1:08am<b>kittykat8770</b> - the 12/17/2014 at 10:01am

mzcupcakez's FML badges

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

The Thumb returns

You have thumbed 5000 comments.


Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

See all of mzcupcakez's badges

mzcupcakez's favorite FMLs

Today, I felt sick to my stomach, so I told my mother I didn't want to eat dinner. She started accusing me of being anorexic, so I ate a little bit anyway to make her stop. I then threw up, only for her to take it as confirmation that I have an eating disorder. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31712) - you deserved it (2323)

On 05/01/2015 at 8:33pm - health - by I'm just sick, really - United States (Missouri)

Today, I failed a major exam. It wasn't because I didn't prepare for it, though. I failed because somebody sneezed during it and I said "bless you." Apparently, that's classed as cheating. FML

Today, a drunk man started yelling at the lamppost outside my house, demanding to be let inside, all while my neighbors watched. That man is my dad. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28789) - you deserved it (2336)

On 05/01/2015 at 4:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, at my house party, I caught my boyfriend having sex with my best friend. His excuse? He wanted to be better in bed for me. FML


Today, someone at work took my delicate medication out of the fridge to make room for their lunch. Now my medication has expired. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31934) - you deserved it (2452)

On 04/30/2015 at 1:33pm - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Limavady)

Today, my mom announced my pregnancy to the entire family via Facebook with the post, "Just went from a MILF to a GILF in one moment of unprotected sex." FML


Today, I kept hearing a child creepily giggling in my living room. I couldn't sleep and got so scared that I started considering hiring an exorcist. Long story short: be careful if you have Bluetooth speakers, because your dickhead neighbor might hack them and start fucking with you. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35702) - you deserved it (4946)

On 04/29/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, less than a month from our wedding, my fiancé told me that he doesn't trust me and will be cancelling our wedding and new apartment lease if I don't give him all the names, numbers and addresses of my exes. All because I received a text from a wrong number that said, "Hey baby." FML


I agree, your life sucks (34132) - you deserved it (3827)

On 04/28/2015 at 1:32am - love - by Groomzilla? - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my fiancé called me 'thick' for not realising he'd been sleeping with his ex earlier. FML

Today, my little sister filled the huge house I spent over a week building in Minecraft with TNT. She then demanded I give her all the money in my wallet, or she'd blow it all up. She's now $86.25 richer, and my parents think it's too hilarious to make her give me my money back. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27888) - you deserved it (24946)

On 04/24/2015 at 11:23pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my husband admitted that he's been spying on me for the last 5 years to see if I was cheating, out of paranoia brought on by his own cheating for all 5 of those years. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33783) - you deserved it (2113)

On 04/24/2015 at 10:12am - love - by LolaBell (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I started work cleaning a customer's pool. I think her husband watches too much porn because he keeps glaring at me from the windows, and I overheard him telling his wife that he knows what's "going on" and that he's "not gonna let it happen". FML


I agree, your life sucks (31462) - you deserved it (2343)

On 04/22/2015 at 11:44am - work - by cock blocked (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was playing Monopoly with my extended family. When my wife came home, she kicked me out of the game and took all my money and property. When I said she couldn't do that, she said "Sure I can. It's called divorce." Everyone laughed. Now I'm bored as hell, watching everyone else play. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30470) - you deserved it (3797)

On 04/17/2015 at 4:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my husband told me he doesn't see the point in trying anymore, and that he no longer loves me. I was devastated. He stayed on the couch while I went to bed. Ten minutes later, he said, "Do you mind? I'm trying to sleep." and asked me to shut up. FML

Today, my dad tricked the local biker gang into believing he's actually part of the Russian mob. FML

FML's blog

  • Eni's illustrated FML
  • Greetings worshipers of lines and colours! This week, with the help of a talented young illustrator we’re checking kids out. No, not like that. Damn, that sounded bad. We’re taking a different look a…

Friday 12 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: