About mz135 : Netflix is the greatest invention of all time. And iFunny. My name is Bree, I love volleyball and hate people. I read too much and write a lot of fanfic. I model and act and that's that.
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Today, it's my fourth day of my trip to the USA. I've actually started keeping count of the number of times people get confused because I was born in South Africa and yet am not black. Current count: 9. FML
by WTF, guys? / 08/26/2014 at 12:22pm / United States (California) / Holidays
Today, we decided to go to an aquarium for a little family get-away. At the end was a shark viewing deck, and I leaned over the rails to get a better look. How did I find out that my glasses needed to be adjusted? They fell off and sunk right to the bottom of the shark-infested waters. FML
by Anonymous / 07/17/2014 at 11:57am / United States (Ohio) / Animals
by Kelli / 08/28/2010 at 12:56am / United States (California) / Animals
Today, my mom and I went to Winn-Dixie. I told her I was going to a different isle 5 minutes later I hear my name on the intercom to go to the front of the store. As I go I see my mom crying, she comes and hugs me and tells me she thought I was lost. Im 22, I had my cell phone, and I drove there. FML
by SwimSquid / 04/15/2009 at 2:38pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
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