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myoukei
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 June 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 17773
  • Number of comments : 190
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 37 posted

About myoukei : I'm a dreamer, writer, and an armature artist. I like rpgs, making videogame-theamed jewelry, and working on my novel.

Sorry for any spelling errors in my comments!!!

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Visits<b>Ashfyr</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 11:12pm<b>hopelessfrantic</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 10:36am<b>MDoremis</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 9:35pm<b>DrSkillz</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 4:03pm<b>TacoloverSWE</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 5:31pm<b>jacob_coryell98</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 10:53pm<b>balboa_2</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 10:11pm<b>FalloutScrolls</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 7:31pm<b>OysterPearls</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 4:04am<b>xWhymex123</b> - the 07/09/2015 at 10:21pm<b>shain1988</b> - the 07/09/2015 at 10:01pm<b>jerzjay</b> - the 07/09/2015 at 9:18pm<b>B0SSAHOLIC</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 3:38pm<b>sexymomo1234</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 4:48am<b>ThatSlappinBass</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 11:52pm<b>duhitisme</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 11:04pm<b>Jake42100</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 10:29pm<b>Kamorka</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 8:40pm

Fucked!<b>Ashfyr</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 5:13am<b>MDoremis</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 3:36am<b>shain1988</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 4:01am<b>B0SSAHOLIC</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 9:38pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 6:21pm<b>BigJoeZD</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 5:07pm<b>therosalina</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 3:26pm<b>thatguynamedsky</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 11:17pm<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 03/26/2015 at 5:05am<b>Sethan01</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 2:57am<b>MissEris</b> - the 12/27/2014 at 8:08pm

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myoukei's favorite FMLs

Today, my business got broken into and I lost a lot of valuable equipment. Although I have 24/7 security guards, they left in the middle of the burglary because they were too scared to stop the burglars or even to call the police. FML

#21449035
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20436) - you deserved it (1600)

On 07/29/2015 at 11:30am - money - by fukingtigans (man) - Croatia (Zadarska)

Today, my step-sister told me that she was getting married to her girlfriend next summer. At a big family brunch, I made a toast to their marriage. I didn't know that my step-mom didn't know they were dating in the first place, or that she was severely homophobic. FML

#21448362
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23499) - you deserved it (3574)

On 07/28/2015 at 1:02am - misc - by anon - United States (Illinois)

Today, during a blowjob, my girlfriend decided to try something new by squeezing my balls as hard as she could as I came, for a "more intense orgasm". All she gave me was a ruptured testicle. FML

#21448216
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23311) - you deserved it (1850)

On 07/27/2015 at 8:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I went on a fabulous date with a really cute, smart, funny guy. He only mentioned his dad, so when I asked about his mom, I asked if they were divorced. She'd died of breast cancer so I felt awful. Then I asked if his dad had ever remarried. His stepmom had died of cancer too. FML

#21447547
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25766) - you deserved it (2091)

On 07/26/2015 at 2:15pm - love - by lextoast - Rwanda

Today, I went out to inspect the backyard. There are now more than two dozen spiders hanging out and webs crossing from one side of the yard to the other. I have decided to surrender this territory. FML

#21445864
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22655) - you deserved it (2488)

On 07/23/2015 at 5:44am - animals - by Skoff (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend's dad helped me put coolant in my car. When I said I wished I could do something in return, he told me to get an abortion so I wouldn't "ruin" his son's life. When I told my boyfriend, he didn't believe me. FML

#21444969
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26017) - you deserved it (2299)

On 07/21/2015 at 11:17am - misc - by father-in-nope (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was fired from my dream job for being pregnant. Apparently, you can't teach children while growing one inside you. FML

#21444439
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31101) - you deserved it (2111)

On 07/20/2015 at 10:29am - work - by mrsmahdi - United States (California)

Today, I went downstairs early in the morning to watch a movie. As I walked into the living room and reached for the light switch, I heard my dad say "Knew you'd change your mind. Get them panties off." followed by the sound of a zipper being undone. I've never been so mortified in my life. FML

#21442030
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33031) - you deserved it (2320)

On 07/15/2015 at 12:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my wife was in seemingly never-ending labor. It got so bad, I overheard a nurse in the doorway mutter to a coworker that she hoped my baby would just die or something, so she could finally go take a smoke break. FML

#21439756
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35377) - you deserved it (1694)

On 07/10/2015 at 9:23pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, a week after my miscarriage, my little sister thought it appropriate to wrap her belt around her neck and scream, "Hey look, it's your baby!" FML

#21438976
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39131) - you deserved it (2160)

On 07/09/2015 at 10:38am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, instead of canceling for the third consecutive time due to work-related reasons, my boyfriend sent his twin brother on our date. They both thought I wouldn't notice. FML

#21438625
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26295) - you deserved it (1671)

On 07/08/2015 at 4:50pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, when I visited my daughter's apartment that she moved into about 3 months ago, I found out that she buys new underwear every time she runs out instead of washing her dirty ones. Her dirty ones have their own special hamper. FML

#21438428
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23135) - you deserved it (2402)

On 07/08/2015 at 9:29am - kids - by grossed out mom - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while waiting the required 5 minutes for my hair removal cream to work, my cat rubbed all over my legs while I wasn't looking. After getting clawed to death throwing her in the bath to get the cream off, all her hair on that side fell off. I now have a half hairless cat. FML

#21438347
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22875) - you deserved it (3924)

On 07/08/2015 at 3:04am - animals - by coolcat10156 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got punched in the face, had hair ripped out of my skull and broke a tooth on the pavement when I fell. Some guy mistook me for someone else. FML

#21436269
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26583) - you deserved it (1468)

On 07/04/2015 at 9:18am - misc - by Zizi (woman) - Norway (Nordland)

Today, we had a long meeting at work about how we are supposed to feel safe, and to come to the managers if we have any problems. I decided to speak up about a coworker that has been harassing me and several others. My manager laughed at me and walked away. FML



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