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About mynameiscarrie : My name is Carrie.
I'm 17 years old.
I love Justin Bieber.
I'm an optimistic person.

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Today, my girlfriend wanted to try something new in the bedroom, so she got an assortment of different sized cock rings. She laughed when the one we were trying to use kept falling off, and said to try a smaller one. It was the smallest in the set. FML


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On 07/28/2013 at 3:45am - intimacy - by microlovin (man) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up with horrible pain in my gut. It got worse and worse, and I started vomiting from the pain. My mom said it was flu and that I needed to "man up." It turned out to be appendicitis, and I'm now typing this from my hospital bed. FML


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On 07/12/2013 at 1:28pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend tried to wake me with a handjob. Because I'm a very light sleeper, I woke straight away and instinctively punched whoever was touching my dick. She forgave me, but I don't think her father ever will once he finds out. FML


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On 10/20/2012 at 1:29pm - love - by nahalDZ - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, my six year old nephew told me to peel off my skin because, "They say you look prettier on the inside." FML


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