About myfriend_youfail : I'm a 24 year old pansexual female. Poly, kinky, and madly in love with my girlfriend. I've got a medical degree, but I'm stuck working at Starbucks until the job market decides to not hate me. I have a cat who's the spawn of the devil and nearly burned my apartment down with her antics. I have a zero-tolerance policy with bullshit and stupidity. I'm a complete sci-fi/fantasy geek, and will shank anyone who speaks ill of Stargate or Doctor Who.
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by Anonymous / 01/22/2010 at 1:33pm / Sweden (Kronobergs Lan) / Miscellaneous
Today, a man I don't know came up to me and started screaming about how "all you damn Mexicans were stealing American's jobs" and he stormed off. I'm Native American, and I'm pretty sure we've been here longer. FML
by hardtotell / 01/21/2010 at 7:45pm / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was cleaning out my new guinea pig cage for the first time because one of them had babies last night. After using a spatula to shovel up the 3 inch layer of crap and placenta, I decided to hose it down. The hose came on so hard, it sprayed the dung and birth water all over my face. FML
by poohead / 12/09/2009 at 12:07am / Australia (Queensland) / Animals
Today, I got a paper back that was given a zero for suspected plagiarism. Everything I wrote was my own thought and analysis. My instructor basically thinks my paper is smarter than I am. He won't listen, even when I explain my thought processes throughout the piece. FML
by Anonymous / 11/10/2009 at 1:43am / United States / Miscellaneous
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